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NOTE THAT MURDER IS STILL ILLEGAL, YOU ALIEN TWATS

Y'know, I always thought the whole "key to the city" bullshit was only for movies but apparently not!

THINGS ARE THAT ARE NOW ILLEGAL IN NEW MOORE: Murder, being a boring sod

THINGS THAT ARE NOW LEGAL IN NEW MOORE: Everything else!

FIRST ORDINANCE: In t-minus 60 I'm turning this shite government building into a mandatory party, we're all getting twatted and not participating is a punishable offence or something. Oi lawyer guy, you're in charge of that part! I'm busy doing important kingly shit like locating a keg or five thousand.

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Think of it as more of a friendly (and also kingly) suggestion.

Will there be alcohol?

SOMEONE'S NEW

Yes refer to ordinance #5

Okay. [Getting drunk sounds pretty good right now.]

But if you touch me you will lose your hand.

I've lost worse.

I can arrange that too.

See ordnance #7 pealse

Aww, that's cute, you made an ordinance just for me.

Belarus too

Belarus is a country. [The dumbass is implied.]

That's waht yuothink!

I should have guessed your ability to make any sense would be the first thing to go.

Not that you were really making sense to start with.

No loss of body parts! He's not as bad of a guy as he wants girls to thing.

I just gave a warning. If he's not an idiot, nothing happens to him.

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