NOTE THAT MURDER IS STILL ILLEGAL, YOU ALIEN TWATS

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Y'know, I always thought the whole "key to the city" bullshit was only for movies but apparently not!

THINGS ARE THAT ARE NOW ILLEGAL IN NEW MOORE: Murder, being a boring sod

THINGS THAT ARE NOW LEGAL IN NEW MOORE: Everything else!

FIRST ORDINANCE: In t-minus 60 I'm turning this shite government building into a mandatory party, we're all getting twatted and not participating is a punishable offence or something. Oi lawyer guy, you're in charge of that part! I'm busy doing important kingly shit like locating a keg or five thousand.

Comments

[reanimated]

See ordnance #7 pealse

[shes-traught.livejournal.com]

Aww, that's cute, you made an ordinance just for me.

[reanimated]

Belarus too

[shes-traught.livejournal.com]

Belarus is a country. [The dumbass is implied.]

[reanimated]

That's waht yuothink!

[shes-traught.livejournal.com]

I should have guessed your ability to make any sense would be the first thing to go.

Not that you were really making sense to start with.