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thoughtformed2011-12-27 05:21 pm
reanimated) wrote in thoughtformed2011-12-27 05:21 pm
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NOTE THAT MURDER IS STILL ILLEGAL, YOU ALIEN TWATS
Y'know, I always thought the whole "key to the city" bullshit was only for movies but apparently not!
THINGS ARE THAT ARE NOW ILLEGAL IN NEW MOORE: Murder, being a boring sod
THINGS THAT ARE NOW LEGAL IN NEW MOORE: Everything else!
FIRST ORDINANCE: In t-minus 60 I'm turning this shite government building into a mandatory party, we're all getting twatted and not participating is a punishable offence or something. Oi lawyer guy, you're in charge of that part! I'm busy doing important kingly shit like locating a keg or five thousand.
THINGS ARE THAT ARE NOW ILLEGAL IN NEW MOORE: Murder, being a boring sod
THINGS THAT ARE NOW LEGAL IN NEW MOORE: Everything else!
FIRST ORDINANCE: In t-minus 60 I'm turning this shite government building into a mandatory party, we're all getting twatted and not participating is a punishable offence or something. Oi lawyer guy, you're in charge of that part! I'm busy doing important kingly shit like locating a keg or five thousand.
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