NOTE THAT MURDER IS STILL ILLEGAL, YOU ALIEN TWATS

[reanimated]

Y'know, I always thought the whole "key to the city" bullshit was only for movies but apparently not!

THINGS ARE THAT ARE NOW ILLEGAL IN NEW MOORE: Murder, being a boring sod

THINGS THAT ARE NOW LEGAL IN NEW MOORE: Everything else!

FIRST ORDINANCE: In t-minus 60 I'm turning this shite government building into a mandatory party, we're all getting twatted and not participating is a punishable offence or something. Oi lawyer guy, you're in charge of that part! I'm busy doing important kingly shit like locating a keg or five thousand.

Comments

[twinknife]

This....... sounds like a lot of rules for a party.....

[reanimated]

Really cos to me it sounds like the only rule is "be there or be a boring sod." Refer to the list of now illegal activities before making your choice!

[twinknife]

Hey, I'm not saying I won't be there!! God knows we could all use a party right now. I mean if we're gonna kiss random people against our better judgement, we might as well do it the old-fashioned way.

[reanimated]

EXACTLY! Keep up that attitude and I'll promote you to secretary of....... something important