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[reanimated]

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY


Stop wanking over everyone's ~source material~ and get your arses down to the Nancing Phony!

Also my birthday was two days ago, fuck you all very much for noticing, so we're celebrating that too. Not that you should need more of a reason to get twatted today but there you have it.


OI CONRAD, YOU MIGHT WANT TO STOCK UP. Sorry for the lack of warning, mate. No I'm not.

Comments

[subspaceflowers]

Well, shit, son. If maybe you'd said something, someone might have given half a shit about your birthday.

Well Happy Birthday. I'll buy you a drink.

[reanimated]

You're a treat, love, you really are.

[subspaceflowers]

Hey, it's the least I can do. I don't know you well enough to buy you an actual gift, so a shot will have to do.

[reanimated]

That's the best gift there is!

[subspaceflowers]

Well, the best would probably be a voucher from the shop, but this is more convenient.

Also, we should probably fix that not-knowing-each-other-well thing. I thought at first that you were a massive prick, but then I found out that you're pretty all right sometimes.

[reanimated]

Are you asking me 'round for sex?

[subspaceflowers]

Dude. No.

[reanimated]

I'm just messing with you, frankly your boyfriend's not someone I want to fuck with. Sure, we'll make a right good time of getting to know one another!

[subspaceflowers]

I love that that's the only thing stopping you.

I figure I see enough of you when I'm working that I might as well get to know you or something.

[kinglestrade]

I'd take St Patty's over that rot just fine.

[ ...er, oh right ] Happy birthday.

[reanimated]

Whatever. Come drink!

[notvictorious]

I've been asking about your birthday!

[notvictorious]

Pretty sure I asked once.

[reanimated]

Alright, so it might've slipped my mind.

[notvictorious]

So what do you want? Remember I can't legally buy you booze and I'm not going to Lau's again.

[reanimated]

You really don't give Lau enough credit! He runs a proper establishment, he does.

[notvictorious]

They offered us meth!

[reanimated]

English isn't his first language!

[notvictorious]

I know what meth looks like.

[reanimated]

Then don't buy me meth.

[reanimated]

Does that answer your question?

[notvictorious]

Yes. Unfortunately.

[reanimated]

I don't actually care about gifts, mate. Haven't I ever told you about the Ikea paedophile story? Kind of put a damper on the whole birthday ordeal.

[notvictorious]

Yeah, but it can't ruin it forever.