Lá Fhéile Pádraig Sona Daoibh! LOOK WHO CAN WRITE IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE NOW, ROBOCOP

[reanimated]

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY


Stop wanking over everyone's ~source material~ and get your arses down to the Nancing Phony!

Also my birthday was two days ago, fuck you all very much for noticing, so we're celebrating that too. Not that you should need more of a reason to get twatted today but there you have it.


OI CONRAD, YOU MIGHT WANT TO STOCK UP. Sorry for the lack of warning, mate. No I'm not.

Comments

[notvictorious]

So what do you want? Remember I can't legally buy you booze and I'm not going to Lau's again.

[reanimated]

You really don't give Lau enough credit! He runs a proper establishment, he does.

[notvictorious]

They offered us meth!

[reanimated]

English isn't his first language!

[notvictorious]

I know what meth looks like.

[reanimated]

Then don't buy me meth.

[reanimated]

Does that answer your question?

[notvictorious]

Yes. Unfortunately.

[reanimated]

I don't actually care about gifts, mate. Haven't I ever told you about the Ikea paedophile story? Kind of put a damper on the whole birthday ordeal.

[notvictorious]

Yeah, but it can't ruin it forever.