backdated to tuesday or so idk

[retroversion]

so like
youd think being on new moores celebrity survivor would get a guy a little sympathy
oh no dave dont worry about classes youve had a traumatic experience
instead its youve missed two days you should get the notes from someone
finals are coming up
you know in case you forgot
didnt even believe me when i said rose gave me a concussion
she was all
hey dave im glad youre safe
so im going to assault you
its how we show love in the house of lalonde

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[retroversion]

i know id pay money to see them try to start one

[roseate]

I resent the implication that any violence perpetrated was not in your party's best interests.

[roseate]

Wouldn't it be more like a garage trio? Given John's talent with the ivories and Holmes being well-known for manic violin plucking.
I don't think Watson played an instrument canonically. Does that leave him on vocals?

[retroversion]

how was any of that in my best interests
how do you even define my best interests
christ i still have the bruises

[retroversion]

sure why not
every time someones like
take it away john
suddenly theres a clusterfuck of an angry british dude trying to sing over a piano solo

[roseate]

I was punctuating a lesson learned.

[roseate]

...

[roseate]

I feel like we've lost the thread of this conversation.

[retroversion]

what
dont piss off your sister
spoiler warning i knew that already

[retroversion]

what even is the thread of this conversation
besides your violent tendencies
go on ariadne enlighten me

[roseate]

Wow,
That was actually not a reference I was expecting.
I'll concede this one.
A single point on the sarcastic bullshit meter ticks in your favor.

[retroversion]

fuck yeah
weeks of work culminating in this moment
all it took was a little search and rescue to give me the push i needed to hit the finish line
chariots of fire playing in the background and everything

[roseate]

If you expect me to believe you don't mean "Ghostbusters" in place of "Chariots of Fire" I might be offended.
We wouldn't want to appear too genuine.

[retroversion]

nah
more ironic that way

[riseup]

this needs to happen!

[retroversion]

make it happen dude
where doing this