backdated to tuesday or so idk

[retroversion]

so like
youd think being on new moores celebrity survivor would get a guy a little sympathy
oh no dave dont worry about classes youve had a traumatic experience
instead its youve missed two days you should get the notes from someone
finals are coming up
you know in case you forgot
didnt even believe me when i said rose gave me a concussion
she was all
hey dave im glad youre safe
so im going to assault you
its how we show love in the house of lalonde

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do you know how many tags im ignoring for you

[roseate]

Flagrantly untrue.

iluuuu :***

[retroversion]

how can you even deny it
sherlock and the johns were right there

'3'

[roseate]

I'm talking about the part where you accuse me of directly referencing any expression of affection, familial or otherwise.

u3u

[roseate]

Sherlock and the Johns would be a mediocre garage band name.

[retroversion]

cmon we all know you want to hit this

[retroversion]

i mean besides the literal
you made that really fucking obvious

[retroversion]

i know id pay money to see them try to start one

read: john is making him

[worldsonly]

I have been lead to believe that a congratulations on your impeccable aim is in order, and a thank you for sparing my face.

Re: read: john is making him

[roseate]

I have had some practice.

[fuckincakewake]

yah a genuein show of affection from rose lalalonde??
ill beelive it when i see it

[roseate]

Scandalous falsehoods.

[notjohnsmith]

Half of your class was absent, anyway, so I'm not certain anyone will have those notes.

[retroversion]

awesome

i am braving sickness for you love me

[flightybro]

Welcome back.
I'll guess that since you seem to be all hot and bothered about your welcome treatment rather than retreating into a corner it essentially means you're ok.

sob i dooo

[retroversion]

of course im ok
a little government scare tactics got nothing on me
you probably saw the footage or whatever
it was nbd

u///u

[flightybro]

Got a bit worried.
Figured you would be okay though.

[ this is a little awkward. ]

I also have the feeling there ain't going to be a problem catching up with school. Things got a bit hectic, you don't have much to be concerned about. Although I wouldn't be surprised if you weren't in the first place.

[riseup]

you are lucky that's all she did.

[retroversion]

yeah thanks for trying to stop her
good to know i can count on my bro john to keep me from getting pummeled

[ :|||||| ]

[riseup]

i can't control her!!!

[riseup]

anyway, that is the small price you pay for us saving you, i guess.

[riseup]

i'm just happy you are ok.
jerk.

[ihateyouetc]

OH, OH FUCK!
WHAT'S THIS.
LOOK OUT, I FEEL LIKE THE STARS ARE ALL ALIGNING AND COMING INTO THEIR "PROPER PLACES"
A PERFECT FUCKING GALACTIC LINE OF PLANETS AND STARS ALL IN A ROW
LOOKING AT THEM IS LIKE CONNECTING DOTS ONE LINE TO THE NEXT
EXCEPT IN THIS CASE THE DOTS ARE WORDS.
THE FIRST WORD IS "I"
OH FUCK WHAT'S THE NEXT ONE GOING TO BE????
"TOLD"
OH MAN! THIS IS EXCITING. BETTER CONNECT THE NEXT DOT.
"YOU"
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
"YOU"

[ihateyouetc]

FUCK IT

[ihateyouetc]

I TOLD YOU, YOU DUMB SHIT.

[retroversion]

christ havent i been traumatized enough this week without having to top it off by talking to you