backdated to tuesday or so idk

[retroversion]

so like
youd think being on new moores celebrity survivor would get a guy a little sympathy
oh no dave dont worry about classes youve had a traumatic experience
instead its youve missed two days you should get the notes from someone
finals are coming up
you know in case you forgot
didnt even believe me when i said rose gave me a concussion
she was all
hey dave im glad youre safe
so im going to assault you
its how we show love in the house of lalonde

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[retroversion]

i am a sprite
and thank fucking god we dont have stupid get ups like that

[riseup]

sprite of dave.

[riseup]

thank goodness you have that boa to make sure you never look stupid.

[retroversion]

thank goodness for shut up

[riseup]

ohhhhhhhh!
SICK BURN!!!

[retroversion]

you wouldnt know a sick burn if it slapped you in the face
knocked those glasses off your face
gave you an old fashioned beatdown
youd be like
oh no im john egbert and im too blinded with love for shitty actors to know whats happening
dave please come save my sorry ass
again

[riseup]

i think our sorry asses are even on needing to be saved now.

[riseup]

and the only reason i wouldn't know a sick burn is because you never give them.
oh snap!

[retroversion]

uh
are you the reason i still exist today
did you break all laws of physics to break reality
no
thats what i thought

[retroversion]

ok listen
saying oh snap instantly kills any sick or burn you mightve had going
the fires dead john

[riseup]

no, i just broke some ruins which i guess isn't as cool as the laws of space and time.
you win this round, strider.