backdated to tuesday or so idk

[retroversion]

so like
youd think being on new moores celebrity survivor would get a guy a little sympathy
oh no dave dont worry about classes youve had a traumatic experience
instead its youve missed two days you should get the notes from someone
finals are coming up
you know in case you forgot
didnt even believe me when i said rose gave me a concussion
she was all
hey dave im glad youre safe
so im going to assault you
its how we show love in the house of lalonde

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HE SURE IS KICKING UP A FUSS ABOUT THIS. COULDN'T BE CONCERN, COULD IT???? NO NEVER.

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH *ME*?
MORE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH *YOU*
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
AND FUCK YOU FOR IMPLYING THAT.
I'VE NEVER BEEN ANYTHING BUT MAGNIFICENTLY MAGNANIMOUS WHEN DEALING WITH YOU
AT LEAST HERE. I MEAN, I NEVER REALLY TALKED TO YOU BEFORE THIS
LIKE, NOT YOU YOU. OTHER YOU, YEAH SURE.
ONCE IN A WHILE I TALKED TO HIM, BUT NOT YOU
ANYWAY THE POINT IS I'VE BEEN PERFECTLY FUCKING THOUGHTFUL AND REASONABLE IN ALL MY COMMUNICATIONS WITH YOU
AND ANYBODY WHO DISAGREES WITH ME CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES
SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HAS A PROBLEM.
STOP TRYING TO PUSH YOUR PROBLEMS ON ME.

NO THAT'D BE SILLY

[retroversion]

there is literally no way i could exaggerate
how little i give a fuck

THAT SURE WOULD. I MEAN, REALLY. STRIDER????? WHO'S CONCERNED OVER THAT GUY. WHAT A DOUCHE.

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT IN THE SIX MERCILESS FUCKS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
WHO GIVES A SHIT WHAT YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT
THAT ISN'T WHAT THIS IS ABOUT
THE ONLY SHIT AROUND HERE IS YOU BEING A COMPLETE VISUALLY-DISPLEASING SACK OF LOATHSOME SHIT
AND HOW YOU SHOULD FUCK OFF
AND HOW I'M NOT GOING TO FUCK OFF
SO REALLY IT'S A MATTER OF WHICH ONE OF US IS GOING TO "FUCK OFF" FIRST
AND IT'S NOT GOING TO BE ME.

LSDKMFKLMSDF

[retroversion]

ahahahaha wow
ok
bye

PLEASE PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY.

[ihateyouetc]

HAHAHAHA THAT'S RIGHT
I WIN
YOU LOSE
AND NOW THAT YOU'VE GRACELESSLY RETREATED FROM THIS DETESTABLE DETONATION OF BULLSHIT MASQUERADING AS A CONVERSATION
I WILL SIMILARLY "FUCK OFF"
EXCEPT IN THE MANNER OF SOMEONE WHO HAS WON SOMETHING.
THAT'S ME
NOT YOU
THIS ABOMINATION IS OVER
FUCKING FIN.