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[hohenzollern]

'Not real'? Okay dumbasses, what do you think I've been doing the past seventy years? I already know how to not exist, I do it flawlessly! So why the am I here being told shit I already know? I HAVE THINGS TO DO. IMPORTANT THINGS. WEST CAN'T FIND HIS OWN ASS WITHOUT ME AROUND. I DIDN'T EVEN PUT THE BEER IN THE FRIDGE?!

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[quixotical]

What's important that you have to do? All you do is sit around and play video games in your brother's basement now an-

[quixotical]

( Now that his automatic reaction is over, he slowly starts to realise something.

Wait, right, that's Prussia. Prussia wasn't here before, right?

Right? )

[quixotical]

( Oh no, of course he wasn't here before. Spain would've noticed him!

He thinks. )

[quixotical]

( Wait.

PRUSSIA IS HERE.


PRUSSIA IS HERE.








PRUSSIA IS HERE )

[quixotical]

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PRUSSIA IS HERE!!!!!!!!! )

done lmfao

[quixotical]

Hooray, Boss isn't the most pathetic one on the island anymore!!!!!!

[hohenzollern]

RUDE WOW WHATEVER FINE SEE IF I LOAN YOU GAMES EVER AGAIN

also what the fuck is this place?

[quixotical]

You always let me borrow games because I'm one of the only people who will play them with you!

This place is New Moore!! Or something like that, I don't really care about the name, even though I've been here for over a year now I think, it's a really strange strange place!! And they tell you here that you're not real and all which is really really kind of silly since we all kind of exist in some way shape or form, don't we? I mean considering we're here and all we'd have to be real in some respect, so I really don't get what they're saying - I wonder if they're doing some strange sort of drugs, or if they think they are drugs - you know, like Dalí thought, because he was really weird too, but this place is a little weirder than that though I think, although his paintings sure looked a whole lot weirder-

But anyway!!! It's sure nice to have you here, Prusia!!!!! I've missed you! I think. You're kind of boring in comparison to Francia a lot of the time, but you don't do odd things and touch me in odd places usually and you like getting stupid drunk instead of fancy drunk and I like that about you! Plus you're bullheaded, and that's great, I think- ( Hi, Spain has barely had a proper conversation partner - or at least one that is used to his rambling - in over a year. You'd better stop him. )

[hohenzollern]

wow okay switch to decaf i didn't care that much

[hohenzollern]

but yeah how the hell is this even a place we'd know about it and I DON'T NEED LESSONS ON HOW NOW TO EXIST I WROTE THE GODDAMN MANUAL ON THAT UGH DO YOUR RESEARCH BEFORE YOU KIDNAP IT MAKES ME ANGRY THAT THEY SUCK

[quixotical]

Eh, I haven't had café yet, Prusia, you're funny. Do you need some? Because I can make you some if you need some - I have a really nice machine here, because I saved up for a long long time to get it, but it's really really nice and makes really nice café, you know!!! I still kinda like making it the old fashioned way, but that's really hard to do now and I think you'd like it the new way too-

( Wow he actually stops himself. ) You really did! Considering you barely had any real boundaries and are still somehow alive after being dead since the forties, it's really a feat!!

[hohenzollern]

................................yeah okay that actually sounds pretty good

is there beer here too

it better not be shitty ass beer

this has already been a less than stellar day i don't need big pile of shit to top it off

[sunflowersister]

It does seem kind of silly, doesn't it?

[hohenzollern]

...they got you too? DOES ANYBODY DO ANY RESEARCH AROUND HERE?

[quixotical]

Okay, I can make you some!!! Where are you, because I'll come get you!!!!! I don't think you know your way around this place yet, although it's not half bad considering it's a prison of sorts and all. Can't go wrong with an island paradise! I just wish we didn't have to get jobs, that's rather rude to do to someone who looks like they're on vacation.

Oh, I'm not sure actually!!! You've always had a better taste for beer than me. I still like wine better!




By the way, should I put something in your café, because I know you like it like that.

[sunflowersister]

I really don't think they do, but then I think it's kind of random who shows up here, so maybe we're just really really unlucky.

[hohenzollern]

hell i don't know i guess i'm near the hospital or some shit AND FUCK I DON'T WANNA GET A JOB I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT

oooooh yes please

[quixotical]

Oh I think I know where you are!! And right??? Boss is too old for this! But they still make him - although all I'm really doing is making flowers again, but hey a living is a living!

Okay!! Not vodka, though, right?

[hohenzollern]

it really weirds me out when you talk in third person like that

and ugh no vodka barf

[quixotical]

Huh?

Okay, I'll put in amaretto!!!

[hohenzollern]

Well that stinks. You'd think they'd at least pass over you of all people.

[knifed]

Go home.

[hohenzollern]

woo!! fuck you kidnappers i'm getting booze coffee

[hohenzollern]

believe me i want to

[ikea]

( Just this face appearing on your screen. )