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[hohenzollern]

'Not real'? Okay dumbasses, what do you think I've been doing the past seventy years? I already know how to not exist, I do it flawlessly! So why the am I here being told shit I already know? I HAVE THINGS TO DO. IMPORTANT THINGS. WEST CAN'T FIND HIS OWN ASS WITHOUT ME AROUND. I DIDN'T EVEN PUT THE BEER IN THE FRIDGE?!

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[quixotical]

What's important that you have to do? All you do is sit around and play video games in your brother's basement now an-

[quixotical]

( Now that his automatic reaction is over, he slowly starts to realise something.

Wait, right, that's Prussia. Prussia wasn't here before, right?

Right? )

[quixotical]

( Oh no, of course he wasn't here before. Spain would've noticed him!

He thinks. )

[quixotical]

( Wait.

PRUSSIA IS HERE.


PRUSSIA IS HERE.








PRUSSIA IS HERE )

[quixotical]

(





PRUSSIA IS HERE!!!!!!!!! )

done lmfao

[quixotical]

Hooray, Boss isn't the most pathetic one on the island anymore!!!!!!

[hohenzollern]

RUDE WOW WHATEVER FINE SEE IF I LOAN YOU GAMES EVER AGAIN

also what the fuck is this place?

[quixotical]

You always let me borrow games because I'm one of the only people who will play them with you!

This place is New Moore!! Or something like that, I don't really care about the name, even though I've been here for over a year now I think, it's a really strange strange place!! And they tell you here that you're not real and all which is really really kind of silly since we all kind of exist in some way shape or form, don't we? I mean considering we're here and all we'd have to be real in some respect, so I really don't get what they're saying - I wonder if they're doing some strange sort of drugs, or if they think they are drugs - you know, like Dalí thought, because he was really weird too, but this place is a little weirder than that though I think, although his paintings sure looked a whole lot weirder-

But anyway!!! It's sure nice to have you here, Prusia!!!!! I've missed you! I think. You're kind of boring in comparison to Francia a lot of the time, but you don't do odd things and touch me in odd places usually and you like getting stupid drunk instead of fancy drunk and I like that about you! Plus you're bullheaded, and that's great, I think- ( Hi, Spain has barely had a proper conversation partner - or at least one that is used to his rambling - in over a year. You'd better stop him. )

[sunflowersister]

It does seem kind of silly, doesn't it?

[hohenzollern]

...they got you too? DOES ANYBODY DO ANY RESEARCH AROUND HERE?

[sunflowersister]

I really don't think they do, but then I think it's kind of random who shows up here, so maybe we're just really really unlucky.

[knifed]

Go home.

[hohenzollern]

believe me i want to

[knifed]

Oh good. Then go.

[ikea]

( Just this face appearing on your screen. )

( audio )

[hohenzollern]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHhhhhh-!!

( text )

[hohenzollern]

hey

[ikea]

Hej.

[invisicanuck]

That's certainly optimistic.

[hohenzollern]

hey someone has to be

[oftpartitioned]

ugh this creeper

[hohenzollern]

oh like you're some prize

[bowsbeforehoes]

You flawlessly don't exist? That's pretty awesome.

[hohenzollern]

FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT give the man a beer

[bowsbeforehoes]

Got my own, but thanks for the offer.