Employment is fun.

[roseate]

They're letting me do the cakes.
Merry arbitrary stand-in troll antibirthday, Mr. Vantas.

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[ihateyouetc]

WHO GIVES A SHIT
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HUMANS EXPECT
ACTUALLY, THAT'S A LIE!
I SOMEWHAT KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT GIVEN WHAT I'VE SEEN OF JOHN'S EXCRUCIATINGLY BORING LIFE
HOWEVER, I'M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND GIVE HUMANITY ONE SINGULAR POINT OF CREDIT
WHICH IS I AM PRETTY FUCKING SURE EVERY HUMAN "BIRTH DAY" ISN'T LIKE A "HUMAN JOHN EGBERT BIRTH DAY"
ANYWAY, THE POINT IS I'M NOT FUCKING EATING THAT.

[riseup]

no, mine was pretty different.
i can give you a list of all the reasons why it was different.
it starts with too many cakes and ends with an apocalypse.

[riseup]

but for yours, we have the appropriate number of cakes!
also presents.
so it's pretty normal.