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[brattler]

I've been told the one I'm sharing my quarters with is a... troll. His appearance is not that of the trolls that I have seen. They are ugly in nature and more often than not they steal from happy travelers. Most importantly, they hate us. Unless there is deception at hand, he is nothing like one!

What madness is it when one prefers to be a troll? Must I be as a toy to those who claim to be more real than a son of Asgard?

[tl;dr: WHINING.]

Oh, yes. I seek an answer to a request. I would be much happier with Sif sharing my rooms as my roommate. Can anyone tell me if this can be made possible?

Comments

[shebeworthy]

I assure you - I would decapitate him first.

[ since Sif is really the only one around that Thor knows, she might as well address it. ]

[squidissension]

yeah wwell thats wwhat he does
steal a kill and mutilate other fuckin people

[shebeworthy]

No one has thought to stop him?

[squidissension]

wwoww wwhat a genius idea
i wwas fuckin dead by the time this wwent dowwn
dont pin evveryone elses failure on me

[mirthy]

yEaH, yOu WeRe ReAlLy tOrN uP aBoUt iT! ;o)


iT's FuNnY bEcAuSe YoU kIlLeD sOlLuX aNd FeFeRi aNd tHe mAtRiOrB aNd ShOt KaNaYa ThRoUgH tHe GuTs aNd ThEn KaNaYa GoT bEtTeR aNd ToOk A cHaInSaW tO yOu.

[shebeworthy]

It was a simple inquiry, that is all.

[mirthy]

mY bRoThEr KaRkAt DiD a FuCkInG aCe JoB oF sToPpInG mE gEtTiNg My MuRdEr On.
wHeN yOu GoT a MoIrAiL tHeY tEnD tO uP aNd KeEp yOuR rAgEs HeLlA sHoOsHeD. :o)

[squidissension]

im not talkin to you until vvris showws up

[mirthy]

aIn'T tHaT fUcKiNg HiLaRiOuS aS aLl GeT oUt.
sTiLl wAxInG pItCh oN tHe OtHeR cHiCa wHo WaNtEd NoThInG tO dO wItH yOu? lAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaMe!

[shebeworthy]

What is a moirail? And how does that relate to being... shooshed, was it?

[mirthy]

mOiRaLlEgIaNcE? uHhH

iT's LiKe A bAlAnCiNg FoRcE. tHeY gOt YoUr BaCk FoR lIfE, yOuR bRoThEr FrOm AnOtHeR lUsUs, tHe HaNd In YoUrS wHeN sHiT aLl Up AnD gEtS fUcKeD uP

tHe SuRcEaSe Of SuFfErInG aNd ThE lAsT lInE bEfOrE lOnElInESs

ThE bArRiEr BeTwEeN sAnE, aNd ShItHiVe

He WhO qUeLlS tHe RaGe In My BlOoD aNd BaNiShEs ThE beRsErKeR bY hIs HaNd AnD wOrD.

... kArKaT sAyS iT's NoT a HuMaN tHiNg.

[mirthy]

AnD sHoOsHiNg AnD pApPiNg ArE bAsIc As ShIt, AnD eXaCtLy WhAt ThEy SoUnD lIkE oN aCcOuNt Of ThEm BeInG tHaT sOrT oF wOrD :o)

[shebeworthy]

Then it is a good thing I am not human, though I am not sure I completely understood the rest...

[mirthy]

:o)
dIdN'T kNoW yOu WeRe So FuCkInG bLaMeLeSs, bRo! i'Ll BaKe YoU a MoThErFuCkInG pIe To GeT yOuR fUcKiNg CeLeBrAte On.

[squidissension]

wwere not talkin about wwhat i did
i knoww wwhat i did
youre still wworse

[mirthy]

wHaT'S tHe ScOrE fOr GeNoCiDe AgAiN?