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[brattler]

I've been told the one I'm sharing my quarters with is a... troll. His appearance is not that of the trolls that I have seen. They are ugly in nature and more often than not they steal from happy travelers. Most importantly, they hate us. Unless there is deception at hand, he is nothing like one!

What madness is it when one prefers to be a troll? Must I be as a toy to those who claim to be more real than a son of Asgard?

[tl;dr: WHINING.]

Oh, yes. I seek an answer to a request. I would be much happier with Sif sharing my rooms as my roommate. Can anyone tell me if this can be made possible?

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[shebeworthy]

A troll?

[ oh ew. why does he have to live with one of them. ]

I have been given guardianship over my roommate, though we do not appear to be that far apart in age.

[ what's a few hundred years, give or take? ]

[brattler]

Yes, a troll. But do not worry, Sif. [because you're totally worrying, right?][look at this idiotic grin. it should make you happy.]

... Who is your roommate?

[zerobalance]

um That's me. My name is Sayaka. If you guys want to live together, that's okay with me. I think a girl I know is running away, so I can take her place.

[resides]

Hey! If ya want to move in with me that bad you could've just said so.

[ HAH. ]

Idiot.

[brattler]

You have my many thanks, Lady Sayaka! If you need a favor in return, shout for Thor Odinson and he will come at your call.

[shebeworthy]

I am not worrying.

[ it does make her happy though. damn it. ]

Sayaka.

[ gesturing at her feed so that he knows so he can pay attention to her. ]

[mindoirsurvivor]

According to island housing code, if you want a roommate of the opposite gender, the two of you have to be married first.

Good luck!

[brattler]

[... married?]

Uh... Um. Thank you for your answer, stranger. But is there no other way?

[mindoirsurvivor]

Chief Shepard, New Moore Police. Sorry, kid. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.

That said, if your roommates don't complain, nobody's going to stop you two from doing sleepovers. Unless someone calls in a noise violation.

[brattler]

Then I will respect it, even if it is stupid.

[that suggestion is noted.]

Are you the chief of this land's guards?

[coinmover]

The two of you are more than welcome to leave your apartments and take up residence in the Saucer. Share a room, or take two adjoining rooms -- run your own affairs as you see fit.

[brattler]

[finally good news!]

And where is this Saucer?

((ooc: unless you confuse it with the water tower))

[coinmover]

Past the north edge of town. It's the only seven-story steel building in the neighborhood. You'll know it when you see it.

[ooc: ...he probably will!]

[brattler]

An Odinson is in your debt, friend. I will seek a place there if all else fails.

Do you live there as well?

[callbacks]

hey our trolls are totally fucking ugly inside and out
dont take that away from them they try so hard
whos your roommate

[brattler]

Trolls from my home are much worst. And larger. Here, they're no more than a child's height. Though they do have bare resemblance in their gray faces. Even then they are much more pleasant to see than rock trolls of Asgard.

He is... I don't remember his name, but he bares a darker shade around his eyes and mouth and horns on his head. Are you familiar with these trolls?

[callbacks]

yeah ive talked to them once or twice
your guy
what do his horns look like

[flightybro]

Son of Asgard.
Really now?

[brattler]

Yes. Really, I am son of Asgard and a prince of the realm. Both are titles of my birthright.

[flightybro]

Sounds interesting.
Not the type of attitude I expected from a prince, but I suppose that's all romanticized.
The trolls are a humanoid species, wouldn't worry too much about them.

(SORRY ABOUT THIS GUY.)

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM.
WHAT ARE YOU, RACIST?

(lmaoo it's cool)

[brattler]

My problem is there is I'm living with a someone who claims to be a troll. Yet they look nothing like the ones I've encountered or heard of in my realm!

What is your problem!

( /)A(\ LITERALLY THE WORST. Thor is so cute. Sorry forever.)

[ihateyouetc]

OH, WHAT'S *MY* PROBLEM?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MY PROBLEM IS.
IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ENCOUNTERING THE SAME TYPE OF ISSUE, SEEING AS I *AM* A TROLL!
I'M NOT "CLAIMING" SHIT.

[mirthy]

sOuNdS cHiLl, mOtHeRfUcKeR! :o) lEt A bRoThEr KnOw If A mOtHeRfUcKeR aLl uP aNd WaNtS hElP cArRyInG sHiT aNd PuTtInG iT dOwN aGaIn SoMeWhErE eLsE.

[brattler]

There isn't much that needs to be moved, if I am to be moved. I am thankful for the offer. ......Roommate.