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[brattler]

I've been told the one I'm sharing my quarters with is a... troll. His appearance is not that of the trolls that I have seen. They are ugly in nature and more often than not they steal from happy travelers. Most importantly, they hate us. Unless there is deception at hand, he is nothing like one!

What madness is it when one prefers to be a troll? Must I be as a toy to those who claim to be more real than a son of Asgard?

[tl;dr: WHINING.]

Oh, yes. I seek an answer to a request. I would be much happier with Sif sharing my rooms as my roommate. Can anyone tell me if this can be made possible?

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[brattler]

You know of him then? He is of your realm?

[callbacks]

no of course not
that dudes in a realm all his own
but yeah i know him i guess
has he been giving you any uh
problems

[squidissension]

yeah like decapitate you and evverybody youvve evver lovved

[shebeworthy]

I assure you - I would decapitate him first.

[ since Sif is really the only one around that Thor knows, she might as well address it. ]

[squidissension]

yeah wwell thats wwhat he does
steal a kill and mutilate other fuckin people

[shebeworthy]

No one has thought to stop him?

[squidissension]

wwoww wwhat a genius idea
i wwas fuckin dead by the time this wwent dowwn
dont pin evveryone elses failure on me

[mirthy]

yEaH, yOu WeRe ReAlLy tOrN uP aBoUt iT! ;o)


iT's FuNnY bEcAuSe YoU kIlLeD sOlLuX aNd FeFeRi aNd tHe mAtRiOrB aNd ShOt KaNaYa ThRoUgH tHe GuTs aNd ThEn KaNaYa GoT bEtTeR aNd ToOk A cHaInSaW tO yOu.

[shebeworthy]

It was a simple inquiry, that is all.

[mirthy]

mY bRoThEr KaRkAt DiD a FuCkInG aCe JoB oF sToPpInG mE gEtTiNg My MuRdEr On.
wHeN yOu GoT a MoIrAiL tHeY tEnD tO uP aNd KeEp yOuR rAgEs HeLlA sHoOsHeD. :o)

[squidissension]

im not talkin to you until vvris showws up

[mirthy]

aIn'T tHaT fUcKiNg HiLaRiOuS aS aLl GeT oUt.
sTiLl wAxInG pItCh oN tHe OtHeR cHiCa wHo WaNtEd NoThInG tO dO wItH yOu? lAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaMe!

[shebeworthy]

What is a moirail? And how does that relate to being... shooshed, was it?

[mirthy]

mOiRaLlEgIaNcE? uHhH

iT's LiKe A bAlAnCiNg FoRcE. tHeY gOt YoUr BaCk FoR lIfE, yOuR bRoThEr FrOm AnOtHeR lUsUs, tHe HaNd In YoUrS wHeN sHiT aLl Up AnD gEtS fUcKeD uP

tHe SuRcEaSe Of SuFfErInG aNd ThE lAsT lInE bEfOrE lOnElInESs

ThE bArRiEr BeTwEeN sAnE, aNd ShItHiVe

He WhO qUeLlS tHe RaGe In My BlOoD aNd BaNiShEs ThE beRsErKeR bY hIs HaNd AnD wOrD.

... kArKaT sAyS iT's NoT a HuMaN tHiNg.

[mirthy]

AnD sHoOsHiNg AnD pApPiNg ArE bAsIc As ShIt, AnD eXaCtLy WhAt ThEy SoUnD lIkE oN aCcOuNt Of ThEm BeInG tHaT sOrT oF wOrD :o)

[mirthy]

:o)
dIdN'T kNoW yOu WeRe So FuCkInG bLaMeLeSs, bRo! i'Ll BaKe YoU a MoThErFuCkInG pIe To GeT yOuR fUcKiNg CeLeBrAte On.

[squidissension]

wwere not talkin about wwhat i did
i knoww wwhat i did
youre still wworse

[mirthy]

wHaT'S tHe ScOrE fOr GeNoCiDe AgAiN?

[callbacks]

you know on second thought
after reading the rest of the shit going down in this memo or whatever
can you do me and the rest of the people in your building a solid
and not leave him alone

[brattler]

That might be for the best.

[what am trolls]

[callbacks]

if youve got any questions or run into any snags
or if you think he might go shithive maggots on everyones asses
im right downstairs in 101
because after a year of their shit im pretty sure i can apply for my professional troll tamer license

[brattler]

That is most generous, friend. I don't doubt there will be a time I will have to call on you to help with these... uh. "Shithive maggots". I hope that will not be too soon.

What shall I call you?

[callbacks]

dave strider
youll know me when you see me
ill the the unimaginably awesome guy in sweet shades taking care of business like it aint no ones business

[brattler]

Well met, Dave Strider. I am Thor Odinson. [prince of asgard blah blah all that stuff.]

Your language is strange to me. What do you mean when you say "awesome"? And what are "sweet shades"?

[callbacks]

what
shades
like sunglasses
what century are you from