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[riseup]

dad's wallet didn't come with the tumor in it, which is definitely for the best.
i don't know what i'm going to do with a ton of shaving cream though.

rose, i am pretty sure i have something that belongs to you.
well, not exactly you, but close enough.
last time i checked, i wasn't keeping a pink scarf in my refrigerator for shits and giggles.

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[callbacks]

fill the ball pit with it
or bring it to camp
shaving cream fight
so you found something too huh

[riseup]

that would put a dent in it.
but seriously, i have a ton.

[riseup]

i did!
did you?

[callbacks]

spray all of it out across the island so it looks like it snowed
make a twister in it so it is literally snowing shaving cream
jade can play in it

[callbacks]

and yeah
my turntables showed up
after like a year
i want to know what inconsiderate asshole left them outside ive got to give that douche the business
what if they got wet
what if you got shaving cream on them

[riseup]

oh man, you should have alchemized shaving cream turntables.
maybe they would make your remixes better!
now i guess we'll never know.

[callbacks]

maybe i should have alchemized a shaving cream john egbert
maybe that would make your jokes better
but looks like well never know that either
besides everyone knows my remixes are boss

[riseup]

that was the sickest burn.
take me to the pokemon center before i faint.

[callbacks]

dont worry johnachu
you may be a douche with no stomach for sick jams but i wouldnt trade you for anything
except maybe a holographic charizard

[roseate]

Did you find them together?

[riseup]

yeah.

[roseate]

Well.

[roseate]

Bring it camp later.
I'll take it off your hands there.

[riseup]

i will!
i just wonder how they ended up my fridge.
but don't worry, i think it's a good sign.

[roseate]

I don't suppose it's something we should question too minutely.
I guess it's nice to have it back.

[fuckincakewake]

omg
u have a pink one
mines stripey
we could trade if u want
or i guess im jsut gieving it back huh
since this one is pretty much yours already

[roseate]

That's okay.
I'd like to keep mine.

[fuckincakewake]

np
its way too hot to wear scarves and shit now

[geminated_man]

Who keeps shavin' cream in their wallet?

[riseup]

my dad.
there are also a lot of razorblades.
always be prepared, i guess.

[geminated_man]

Well, either your dad was the hairiest motherfucker alive, or a serial killer.

[riseup]

no, he was just a regular businessman.