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[riseup]

dad's wallet didn't come with the tumor in it, which is definitely for the best.
i don't know what i'm going to do with a ton of shaving cream though.

rose, i am pretty sure i have something that belongs to you.
well, not exactly you, but close enough.
last time i checked, i wasn't keeping a pink scarf in my refrigerator for shits and giggles.

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[geminated_man]

Well, either your dad was the hairiest motherfucker alive, or a serial killer.

[riseup]

no, he was just a regular businessman.