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DIRK
WHERE ARE U
WHY IS THERE A BABY IN OUR BED
DID YOU MAKE A ROBO BABY
oh fuck what IS THSI

Uh yeah
Hey
Ill do autographs later but right now I need A. For you to calm the fuck down and tell me whats going on in little words that I can understand
And B. Coffee
Specifically my weight in it

no its me!!
roxy
im roses kid
whoa its goanan be weird for dave to meet u

Ok scratch that
Coffee is now priority A.
Wheres Rose I am not equipped for this

um shes
unavaialably small

What
Small words remember
My brain is old and feeble and I fried it with booze and bad video games

shes a baby
u wanan get shitfaced?

Thats a trick question and I refuse to answer on the grounds of youre like fifteen
Why is Rose a baby
How are you here
What the hell shitty miracles did she start putting in the taps this time
Straight up neurotoxins?

why is DIRK a baby
why aer u here
theres too many variaables
who knows
so lets drink anyway

Wait
Hes here
Really?

yah hes the boy baby

*

[Stand by, that is the sound of Alpha!Dave's universe rearranging around the sudden entrance of everything his life was meant for.

We'll be back online in three, two...]

Jesus fuck
His tiny shades

arent tehy cute
hes like the loev of mu life
plantitonically

Better be
Hes like
Four

fyi ur in my house
u wanna call ME the baby fucker
mister strange older man lingering around underaged girls
u can do it form outside

Ill be good
Christ
How did this even
Ok Im going to figure out whats going on and how to keep you all safe and then Ill like
Make mac and cheese or something
Can you get them back to sleep princess

its stil light out

Arent little kids supposed to sleep all the time
You know
Like kittens

u obsviously never raised a herd of ectokittesn

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