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[fuckincakewake]

DIRK
WHERE ARE U
WHY IS THERE A BABY IN OUR BED
DID YOU MAKE A ROBO BABY
oh fuck what IS THSI

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[fuckincakewake]

oh fuck me why is therre a baby at roses now

[roselle]

[YOU WOKE HER UP.]

[actually you woke Jaspers up and he moved and that woke her up.]

[lepetit]

[ well dirk was asleep.

now he's just... sitting on the bed, clutching cal and wondering what the fuck is going on. okay maybe without the fuck part. maybe.

but meeting someone suddenly, especially when it's midnight sure is overwhelming. it isn't that he's a little intrigued, but a kid who's lived alone in an apartment all his life isn't going to adjust to a new environment right away. he doesn't really say anything, not that he had much need to before considering he... only talks to his puppet. ]

((I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT AGE HE IS YET OH WELL))

[notdogmatic]

Major Katsuragi used to assure me that babies were an inevitable consequence of drinking at a young age.