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[fuckincakewake]

DIRK
WHERE ARE U
WHY IS THERE A BABY IN OUR BED
DID YOU MAKE A ROBO BABY
oh fuck what IS THSI

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[fuckincakewake]

oh fuck me why is therre a baby at roses now

[fuckincakewake]

who is tihs baby
why is it sleeping on frigglish
wtf
WTF
WHY SI THERE BABIES

[fuckincakewake]

DAVE

[upstartcrow]

What

[fuckincakewake]

gfkjdsk FUCK
who the shit are u
stranger danger
princle dinks taught us about ppl leik u
baby toucherds

[upstartcrow]

Ok princess back it up
Whos the one waking me up in the middle of the night screaming about babies
Ive never touched a baby in my life
Youre the babytoucher here
Its you

[fuckincakewake]

step teh fuck off
i was screamsing for dave
who is decidedly less rugged than u

[upstartcrow]

Gotta say thats a new one
Usually the camera adds ten pounds not takes them off
Do I know you kid
Howd you get my number anyway

[roselle]

[YOU WOKE HER UP.]

[actually you woke Jaspers up and he moved and that woke her up.]

[fuckincakewake]

shti
baby
wow u guys kinda
i mean im pretty fucking trashed atm but u gyus looks a lot liek my
friends

1/2

[roselle]

[Rub rub rub those eyes.]

You're a baby, I'm not a baby --

[up she finally sits, yawning.]

[roselle]

[Squints]

...Momma?

[fuckincakewake]

[ Heart stops. Oh fuck, she was not prepared for this. Fuck shit, don't say yes, not yes, you're the mom! Not me, she's the mom daughter or just a sister, don't make this weird-- ]

uh. Yeah.

[ Goddamnit. ]

Rosie? Is it just you here?

[roselle]

You look funny.

[fuckincakewake]

um. Mommy had some work done. Can you come over here?

[roselle]

[She can do that. But first she has to totter tiredly to her feet. Then she has to follow after the cat until he finally gives up and lays down to let her try to scoop him up. BUT SURE SHE WILL BE RIGHT THERE.]

[lepetit]

[ well dirk was asleep.

now he's just... sitting on the bed, clutching cal and wondering what the fuck is going on. okay maybe without the fuck part. maybe.

but meeting someone suddenly, especially when it's midnight sure is overwhelming. it isn't that he's a little intrigued, but a kid who's lived alone in an apartment all his life isn't going to adjust to a new environment right away. he doesn't really say anything, not that he had much need to before considering he... only talks to his puppet. ]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Okay, all phone calls are coming back without answer. All signs point to. this kid being Dirk- a much, much smaller Dirk, but a Strider none the less. At the edge of the bed, Roxy is sitting beside him, with enough space to keep the kid from freaking out. This is really, really bad. ]

OKAT
*okay
we can do this
u
are dirk?

[lepetit]

[ he nods.

wait, no. deciding that he should probably say something. ]

Yea.

[fuckincakewake]

[ Face breaks into a smile, because okay fuk, even if your best friend is inexplicably a baby, at least it's one who can talk. ]

You know who I am?

[lepetit]

[ he's foUR.

... shaking his head. ]

No.

[fuckincakewake]

Guess I didn't know who the shit you were as a kid either.

[ Can you say shit to a baby? Oh well. ]

I'm Roxy. [ Reaches out to shake his tiny hand. ]

((I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT AGE HE IS YET OH WELL))

[notdogmatic]

Major Katsuragi used to assure me that babies were an inevitable consequence of drinking at a young age.

[fuckincakewake]

dont be a smartass
id remember being knocked up

[notdogmatic]

Given the meta-ontological transformations common to this island, it is possible that you would not.