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DIRK
WHERE ARE U
WHY IS THERE A BABY IN OUR BED
DID YOU MAKE A ROBO BABY
oh fuck what IS THSI

Ok princess back it up
Whos the one waking me up in the middle of the night screaming about babies
Ive never touched a baby in my life
Youre the babytoucher here
Its you

Edited 2012-08-18 04:15 (UTC)

step teh fuck off
i was screamsing for dave
who is decidedly less rugged than u

Gotta say thats a new one
Usually the camera adds ten pounds not takes them off
Do I know you kid
Howd you get my number anyway

fuck if i know
im loogkin for dave

Speaking
You know I think Id remember a high school girl I was on first name terms with

u are not dave
dave is smaller tahn me and callss me mom
fuck this
noep
nopnenopenope
this isnt happenign
u are not a grown up and the they are not babies
im just way way wya too drunk to live
ill wake up in the abthroom any sec now and dirk will lecture at me and not be a fucking BABY who doesnt TALK why isnt he talksing
ugh

Wait
Shit
Dirk???
As in
Dirk Strider?
As in
My kid from the future I havent told anybody about because thatd be batfuck insane and Ive got enough wannabe therapists in my life with just Lalonde??

Edited 2012-08-18 04:45 (UTC)

do u know any OTHHRE DIRKS????????

I dont actually know ANY Dirks on account of them touching down about four hundred years in the FUTURE
Or so I hear
Is this seriously what you are saying right now or is reality a thing thats stopped being real any time in the recent past

omg
ur dave
our dave
growed up fought the juggalos dave
omg@!!!!!
i'm roxy

Uh yeah
Hey
Ill do autographs later but right now I need A. For you to calm the fuck down and tell me whats going on in little words that I can understand
And B. Coffee
Specifically my weight in it

no its me!!
roxy
im roses kid
whoa its goanan be weird for dave to meet u

Ok scratch that
Coffee is now priority A.
Wheres Rose I am not equipped for this

um shes
unavaialably small

What
Small words remember
My brain is old and feeble and I fried it with booze and bad video games

shes a baby
u wanan get shitfaced?

Thats a trick question and I refuse to answer on the grounds of youre like fifteen
Why is Rose a baby
How are you here
What the hell shitty miracles did she start putting in the taps this time
Straight up neurotoxins?

why is DIRK a baby
why aer u here
theres too many variaables
who knows
so lets drink anyway

Wait
Hes here
Really?

yah hes the boy baby

*

[Stand by, that is the sound of Alpha!Dave's universe rearranging around the sudden entrance of everything his life was meant for.

We'll be back online in three, two...]

Jesus fuck
His tiny shades

arent tehy cute
hes like the loev of mu life
plantitonically

Better be
Hes like
Four

fyi ur in my house
u wanna call ME the baby fucker
mister strange older man lingering around underaged girls
u can do it form outside

Ill be good
Christ
How did this even
Ok Im going to figure out whats going on and how to keep you all safe and then Ill like
Make mac and cheese or something
Can you get them back to sleep princess