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[mirthy]

SALUFUCKINGATIONS,

my motherfuckers.

I BID YOU WELCOME

to the motherfucking carnival.

[brief, fuzzy, 38 second clip. initial audio is all static. brief, teetering glimpse of a grinning skull. beneath it, lips move. the words are unintelligible.

out of focus. a laugh like a rattle, or the braying of a hyena, cut off mid-chortle. from the depth of his voice, the size of his body may be gauged as "fucking gigantic".]


[[ooc: the Grand Highblood is on the beach! for the duration of the event, he will be constantly emanating chucklevoodoos - think of it as a fear miasma - in a 100 ft radius. if you wish to approach, you'd better have a stern constitution and a joke ready. ... and it had better be funny. ]]

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[mirthy]

[very very slowly, a pan shot of his jaw opening. the teeth are innumerable. the feeling of rot and stench is almost palpable through the screen.

a single, horridly long tongue winds itself over these teeth in a motion that is as lewd as it is unsettling. noises of guttural breath-laughter are audible.

camera dips wildly to focus on a massive, foully stained hand. there are rainbows below the yellowed claws.

abrupt as the snap of a cobra the hand is a fist.

video end.]

[zerobalance]

That won't work. I don't get scared anymore.

[mirthy]

talks real big for a motherfucking stupid little shit
ALL FAILING TO COMPREHEND IN HER PAN WHAT CONSTITUTES THE MIRACLE

[zerobalance]

I don't care about your miracles.

[mirthy]

[heresy. meat for the chopblock!]

HEY THERE LITTLE ATHEISTA
you know any jokes

[zerobalance]

Besides you?

[mirthy]

[not an insult. shitty little alien wriggler does not comprehend, if it means insult, for he is the living joke. his hands wreak truth on the flesh of the heretical and the truth is the laughter and he is so mirthful you wouldn't fucking believe how hard this motherfucker likes a laugh likes to sink his thumbs into eyesockets and crack a punchline. he is actually somewhat complimented, in as much as a creature thousands of years old can be complimented by anything. resistance and acquiescence to the Joke are now equally boring. he's entertaining himself.]

i got a joke for you i got a joke never gets old
NEVER DIES NEVER FALTERS
are your feeble little auralclot titstems perked up and ready for this shit

[zerobalance]

I don't care.

[mirthy]

[she doesn't have to.]
let me motherfucking dictate upon you like as to school your backwards broken mammal thinkstem
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE ZEALOT AND THE ATHIEST
the only difference between the devout and the unrighteous the only motherfucking swerve awry, my motherfucker,
THE SOLE LAST BLISTERING SHRED OF ANY ALL WHAT A MOTHERFUCKER MIGHT RECOGNIZE TO BE A VARIANCE:

[mirthy]

one of 'em dies stupid.

[zerobalance]

I'm not going to die.

[mirthy]

[FUNNY JOKE!!!!!! you made him snort. what a pity you are an inferior species to be eradicated, and cannot be invited to join the clergy. motherfuckin' waste of a revelation on your little brainstem!]

only motherfuckers can't die is the
ONES WHO AIN'T ALIVE, MOTHERFUCKER :oD