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[mirthy]

SALUFUCKINGATIONS,

my motherfuckers.

I BID YOU WELCOME

to the motherfucking carnival.

[brief, fuzzy, 38 second clip. initial audio is all static. brief, teetering glimpse of a grinning skull. beneath it, lips move. the words are unintelligible.

out of focus. a laugh like a rattle, or the braying of a hyena, cut off mid-chortle. from the depth of his voice, the size of his body may be gauged as "fucking gigantic".]


[[ooc: the Grand Highblood is on the beach! for the duration of the event, he will be constantly emanating chucklevoodoos - think of it as a fear miasma - in a 100 ft radius. if you wish to approach, you'd better have a stern constitution and a joke ready. ... and it had better be funny. ]]

Comments

[cuttle]

[ After watching the horrific display in front of her, she is trying not to freak out. Even as a high blood, that was a pretty scary video to witness. She was only 3 sweeps old too!

So, Fef barely replies back. ]

um...
does t)(e carnival )(ave fun games?

[squidissension]

its not a carnivval for your heiress
this is purely a church proceedin
wwe wwill find something more enjoyable for your time

[cuttle]

)(mmm...
w)(ale! i t)(ink it would be nice to attend.
s)(ouldn't a future -----EMPR-ESS attend t)(ese t)(ings?

[mirthy]

[what the BITCHTICKLING SHITFUCK is this motherfucker doing with Ol' Bitchtits' text color riddle me that he is surprised a motherfucker ain't been straight up culled for the nonsense.]

[mirthy]

[oh no hold up a tithonking minute or several here this smells to be her get. daaaaaaamn. means she's the Empress's cull. would be outright rude as shit to kill her afore the Condesce got to. you gotta have some motherfucking manners aight?]

[mirthy]

carnival is a real fucking riot little girl
AINT NOTHING MORE FUN A GAME THAN BREAKHEADS IS THERE.

[cuttle]

[ ....

Ok, this was just scary. GROUCHY GILLS WAS RIGHT. ]

nevermind.
i don't want to go to t)(e carnival anymore!

[reanimated]

Well you're one ugly fucker, aren't you?

[mirthy]

ugly as sin and ugly as saints my motherfucker
AIN'T NOTHING PURE NOR PRETTY ABOUT MY REVELATIONS

[fuck you he has a great rack, you hornless little cretin]

[reanimated]

Well at least you know it! Self-acceptance is the first step toward... something. Seriously though, you give hideous a new name, you should really get that checked out. Might be contagious. Wouldn't want to catch it myself.

[fuckincakewake]

oh fml

[mirthy]

...

[mirthy]

that a
MOTHERFUCKING INVITATION?

[fuckincakewake]

tihs really isnt happening

[bloodywelsh]

Watch your bloody language! Do you realise how many children are about?!

[mirthy]

SHIT IF THAT AIN'T EIGHT WAYS MOTHERFUCKING ASTUTE OF A CULL SPECIES' CULLFODDER SQUEAKING FROM A PIPE REAL READYMADE FOR THE TRAMPLE
my tongues is bloody as my motherfucking rites you squall like beasts before my murderfuckery and by the vast fucking ululuation upon the abyss

WE ARE MOTHERFUCKING AMUSED OF IT

[seriously he's like the murderpope have some respect for the boot on your neck, puny alien shitling]

[bloodywelsh]

What the hell does any of that even mean?! Listen, I've dealt with creatures like you, and if you think you're going to be murdering people on this island, then you've another thing coming!

[please. she has lived through Daleks, she doesn't afraid of anything especially not...whatever the fuck you are.]

[zerobalance]

How are you doing that? On the beach. You're not a witch.

video response

[mirthy]

[very very slowly, a pan shot of his jaw opening. the teeth are innumerable. the feeling of rot and stench is almost palpable through the screen.

a single, horridly long tongue winds itself over these teeth in a motion that is as lewd as it is unsettling. noises of guttural breath-laughter are audible.

camera dips wildly to focus on a massive, foully stained hand. there are rainbows below the yellowed claws.

abrupt as the snap of a cobra the hand is a fist.

video end.]

[zerobalance]

That won't work. I don't get scared anymore.

[steelweb]

[This is not actually here, but his presence has been noted, and if possible, she will be trying to barricade the beach from the public.]

[mirthy]

[this is, without a doubt, the best response to the situation.]

[executor]

D --> How e%cellent to see you, sir
D --> It would have grieved me so if this place lacked your presence

[mirthy]

goddamn motherfucking nooksplit
IT'S THE SHITBLOOD INCOMPETENT ASSHAT

[THE MIRACLE OF UNDERSTANDING. if dualnook and this fuckass are here, the miraculous forces of Prank and Whimsy that govern the universe are clearly just punking him. hilarious joke. gotta love it when shit up and happens like that, motherfucker.

hey, you know, he's had a couple of real deep acid trips just like this!]

[maiditoutalive]

ah
i think i will pass thank you very much