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[mirthy]

SALUFUCKINGATIONS,

my motherfuckers.

I BID YOU WELCOME

to the motherfucking carnival.

[brief, fuzzy, 38 second clip. initial audio is all static. brief, teetering glimpse of a grinning skull. beneath it, lips move. the words are unintelligible.

out of focus. a laugh like a rattle, or the braying of a hyena, cut off mid-chortle. from the depth of his voice, the size of his body may be gauged as "fucking gigantic".]


[[ooc: the Grand Highblood is on the beach! for the duration of the event, he will be constantly emanating chucklevoodoos - think of it as a fear miasma - in a 100 ft radius. if you wish to approach, you'd better have a stern constitution and a joke ready. ... and it had better be funny. ]]

Comments

[mirthy]

that a
MOTHERFUCKING INVITATION?

[fuckincakewake]

tihs really isnt happening

the h is for hemochromatics

[mirthy]

aslh

[fuckincakewake]

7/f/nowehere/

[mirthy]

nowhere the empire aint conquered yet
I THINK YOU MOTHERFUCKING MEAN.

[fuckincakewake]

nope
missed teh mark
gigantic crepy fucking juggalo

[upstartcrow]

Stop
Theres only supposed to be one of us stupid enough to provoke these guys

[fuckincakewake]

im not provokgin
go get more milk

[upstartcrow]

Are we out already
I thought you bought like ten gallons
Have you been feeding them milk and cookies for every meal or what

[fuckincakewake]

tehy said thats what they want

[upstartcrow]

Oh my god
Theyre gonna get sick
At least get some fruit in there or something
I think I have orange soda

[fuckincakewake]

shut up
they aslo had ice cream!

[upstartcrow]

What kind

[fuckincakewake]

strawberry

[upstartcrow]

Thats a fruit
I think were good then