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[fuckincakewake]

So who wants the deets on the totally real treasure that'll get you guys off this rock?

The only catch is if you get you, you gotta take somebody I know with you.

Also buying me a drink wouldn't hurt.

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[fuckincakewake]

But I'm not a pirate. I'm a rogue! Totally different.

[ Reclines and takes a few more sips from the booze. ]

Anyway, there's your secret.

[thneed]

You could always become a pirate.

[ blinks ]

You didn't tell me anything about the treasure yet. That's not the secret.

[fuckincakewake]

I told you I'd tell you a secret. You picked the one about my dude.

[thneed]

That shouldn't count! You said you were going to give details about the treasure. I got you a drink and agreed to take your guy!