[ audikco parrot ]

[fuckincakewake]

So who wants the deets on the totally real treasure that'll get you guys off this rock?

The only catch is if you get you, you gotta take somebody I know with you.

Also buying me a drink wouldn't hurt.

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[thneed]

What are you doing?

[ is this even via parrot he's probably standing like right there ]

[fuckincakewake]

Don't worry, you can try and get it too. I'm not picky on whoever finds it, as long as they make sure he goes too.

[thneed]

You're not supposed to help other pirates find the treasure I'm going after!

[fuckincakewake]

I'm not in your crew, I can help whoever can get the job done.

[thneed]

[ fhdighgfhighgdhighrg ]

[thneed]

Can I get the details first then?

[fuckincakewake]

Sure! I'll tell you in person though. Since you're right here and all.

[fuckincakewake]

Told you I'd get you a secret anyway.

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

[Blink. ... Well, that was easy.]

In that case, fair maiden, would you care to join me for a drink?

[fuckincakewake]

Just one?

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

[A sly grin slowly steals over his face. He flips a coin and catches it effortlessly, without even a glance.]

We must have one before we can have a second, yes? But I think we can manage a number a little more impressive than that.

[fuckincakewake]

Sounds good to me.

Action?

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

[Assuming that the regular bars would be under the watchful eye of the Commodore - as where else are sailors likely to turn up after long months at seas - Koizumi instead procured his alcohol wholesale, and arranged a more private and secure meeting place with Ms Lalonde.

By the time she arrived, there would be several good bottles of wine set out to choose from, as well as a cask of ale. That one was intended for the crew, but who knew what this girl's tastes were? No harm in being prepared.]

[worldsonly]

You sound less like you know what you're talking about and more like you want to make others believe you do.

[fuckincakewake]

Whatever you say, bro. But fyi, I know what I know and you're just guesstimating.

B4 THE OCTONAPPING INCIDENT I GUESS

[callbacks]

[Dave Strider totally heard everything she told the Once-ler. There is nothing that gets said on this ship that does not get repeated to Dave fifty thousand times by his feathery entourage.]

Who's the lucky dude?

[fuckincakewake]

[ Eye roll. These pirates are all over her. ]

Some guy, I guess. Not very lucky, though since we aren't married, right?

[callbacks]

Yeah, I guess that kinda sucks for him. Was he ugly?

[fuckincakewake]

Nah. He kinda looked like you.

[callbacks]

...Wait.

What's his name?

[flightybro]

I can cooperate on the drink.

[ yes, he's being chill about this. ]

[fuckincakewake]

Hey cutie. How goes the hunt for your runaway bride?

[flightybro]

Alright. Apparently I found her.

[fuckincakewake]

You can find me as many times as you want, not gonna change stuff.

Don't you have a life to be having someplace?

[flightybro]

I'm living my life just fine Rox, but I'm also looking for you.

Do I actually have to go get you?