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[fuckincakewake]

So who wants the deets on the totally real treasure that'll get you guys off this rock?

The only catch is if you get you, you gotta take somebody I know with you.

Also buying me a drink wouldn't hurt.

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[fuckincakewake]

I'm not in your crew, I can help whoever can get the job done.

[thneed]

[ fhdighgfhighgdhighrg ]

[thneed]

Can I get the details first then?

[fuckincakewake]

Sure! I'll tell you in person though. Since you're right here and all.

[fuckincakewake]

Told you I'd get you a secret anyway.

[thneed]

You could've mentioned it had something to do with the treasure earlier.

[fuckincakewake]

Seriously? What did you think it had to do with?

[thneed]

It could have had to do with anything. You're a mysterious person.

[fuckincakewake]

It's a gift.

[thneed]

It goes with the gift of endless frustration.

[ these are action tags now. he's hovering next to her with this expectant look. teeell me your secrets ]

Soooo.

[fuckincakewake]

[ Did you draw a couple chairs out onto the deck for sunbathing? Roxy, this isn't a luxury cruise.

Pleased little noise, reclining back on the chair with a languid stretch. ]

I'm kinda thirsty first.

[thneed]

[ where did you even get those chairs? ]

Did you want water?

[fuckincakewake]

Nope.

[thneed]

Wha do y- Are you serious?

[ UGHH mumbling. wanders off and comes back with a bottle. ]

Better?

[fuckincakewake]

[ Good boy. Takes the bottle, beaming smile. So kind of you. ]

So if you find this thing and you leave, you'll take somebody I know with you, right?

[thneed]

Yeah. If they're not the most annoying person ever. I could take someone with me.

You'd probably have whoever this is on the ship stowaway on my ship anyway.

[fuckincakewake]

He's not that annoying. And he wouldn't stowaway, he's not like me.

I need you to like, get him away from me.

[ Picks some lint off her skirt, which is a bit too short for this universe, isn't it?? ]

[thneed]

Away from you? What do you mean? Who is this person again?

[ yes. not that he noticed... or anything...
girl have some modesty ]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Thoughtful little noise, taking a drink before replying. ]

Kinda my husband maybe?

[thneed]

Husband? But- [ whaaaaaaaaat ] Wait.

[ points at ] What do you mean kinda maybe? You're married or not married!

[fuckincakewake]

[ Rolls her eyes. ]

Geez, when did you become the fucking marriage expert. Okay, then not? I mean, I peaced out before the wedding went down, so fiancee? Whatever one you wanna call it, that's him.

[thneed]

Fiancee. What was wrong with the guy?

[fuckincakewake]

[ Taking her time with this drink. ]

Nothing, he's cool. He just has better stuff to do than trying to track me down. So whoever gets away from this rock will take him too. If I'm here and he's not, he can't chase me around anymore.

[thneed]

So what you're saying is you're going to stay here while someone takes your fiancee away?

[fuckincakewake]

Sure. Here is cool. Lots of people here need help. He's not one of them. I'm not gonna be responsible for him getting hurt here, so yeah. Get him gone.