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[fuckincakewake]

So who wants the deets on the totally real treasure that'll get you guys off this rock?

The only catch is if you get you, you gotta take somebody I know with you.

Also buying me a drink wouldn't hurt.

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[thneed]

I get that, yeah. I could drop him off wherever away from here.

[ tiny shrug. ]

Just thought- Mm. No. No reason. This island is terrible though you can do better than this dump.

[fuckincakewake]

Yeah, but if I peace out and abandon him here, he's trapped forever and that commodore will totally waste him. And if I go with him, then we're in the same situation we were before the whole island shenanigans, so if he leaves and I stay then it'll be settled.

[ Swirling the liquid around the bottle. ]

I'll never see him or any of you guys again.

[ Toothy grin. ]

Why, were you getting used to having me around?

[thneed]

Or you both come off the island and then ditch him somewhere and then you can be not stuck here.

[ don't leave :c ]

[ straightens himself out when she grins ]

As used to as anyone could get to a constant pain in their rear. I'm just sayin' you'd be better off sticking around.

[fuckincakewake]

But I'm not a pirate. I'm a rogue! Totally different.

[ Reclines and takes a few more sips from the booze. ]

Anyway, there's your secret.

[thneed]

You could always become a pirate.

[ blinks ]

You didn't tell me anything about the treasure yet. That's not the secret.

[fuckincakewake]

I told you I'd tell you a secret. You picked the one about my dude.

[thneed]

That shouldn't count! You said you were going to give details about the treasure. I got you a drink and agreed to take your guy!