[ audikco parrot ]

[fuckincakewake]

So who wants the deets on the totally real treasure that'll get you guys off this rock?

The only catch is if you get you, you gotta take somebody I know with you.

Also buying me a drink wouldn't hurt.

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

Strider.

[callbacks]

Yeah, definitely never met anybody by that name. I'd remember a name that undeniably awesome.

[fuckincakewake]

You gotta be kidding me.

[callbacks]

What.

[fuckincakewake]

You're the brother!

[callbacks]

Uh no you've got me mixed up with some other totally radical pirate dude.

[fuckincakewake]

I knew I recognized you! Well, I mean not really, but you're just like he said. Too cute.

[callbacks]

What. What did he say.

[fuckincakewake]

I dunno, apparently he didn't tell you about me, so...

[callbacks]

Okay well I guess it doesn't matter what he said because my sheer levels of cool are self-evident. Better throw me off this ship because I am an iceberg. Glaciers don't have as much titanic chill as this guy.