[ audikco parrot ]

[fuckincakewake]

So who wants the deets on the totally real treasure that'll get you guys off this rock?

The only catch is if you get you, you gotta take somebody I know with you.

Also buying me a drink wouldn't hurt.

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[fuckincakewake]

Dirk.

[callbacks]

Oh.

[HOW FAST CAN HE BACKPEDAL OUT OF THIS CONVERSATION?]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Yawns. Too late. ]

Why, you interested, kid?

[callbacks]

Uh, nah. Yeah no. None of this has anything to do directly with any shit in my life that has ever gone down or is, you know, related to me. Because it's not. Related to me.

[fuckincakewake]

So... why were you asking?

[callbacks]

A guy's not allowed to like. Be curious about his shipmates.

[callbacks]

Shipmates is a word, right.

[fuckincakewake]

I'm not your shipmate. I'm a stowaway.

[callbacks]

Whatever, we're literally in the same boat. And I guess Cap's interested in the thing you were talking about, so by extension I'm supposed to be on the lookout for it.

[fuckincakewake]

And that makes you interested in my personal life.. how?

You know Dirk?

[callbacks]

Probably not. What's his last name?

[fuckincakewake]

Strider.

[callbacks]

Yeah, definitely never met anybody by that name. I'd remember a name that undeniably awesome.

[fuckincakewake]

You gotta be kidding me.

[callbacks]

What.

[fuckincakewake]

You're the brother!

[callbacks]

Uh no you've got me mixed up with some other totally radical pirate dude.

[fuckincakewake]

I knew I recognized you! Well, I mean not really, but you're just like he said. Too cute.

[callbacks]

What. What did he say.

[fuckincakewake]

I dunno, apparently he didn't tell you about me, so...

[callbacks]

Okay well I guess it doesn't matter what he said because my sheer levels of cool are self-evident. Better throw me off this ship because I am an iceberg. Glaciers don't have as much titanic chill as this guy.