[ audikco parrot ]

[fuckincakewake]

So who wants the deets on the totally real treasure that'll get you guys off this rock?

The only catch is if you get you, you gotta take somebody I know with you.

Also buying me a drink wouldn't hurt.

Comments

[flightybro]

I want you to come home.

[fuckincakewake]

Answer the question.

[flightybro]

Which one?

[ you asked two. ]

[fuckincakewake]

Oh my god, who wouldnt want to marry you?? Both!

[flightybro]

I'm not mad.

[fuckincakewake]

No shit you're mad, I ran out on our wedding. You were psyched about it. It was a little embarrassing.

[flightybro]

It wasn't that embarrassing. [ probably. but he'll say it again: ] I'm not mad.

[fuckincakewake]

So get mad! I'm not coming back with you. That place isn't home anyway.

[flightybro]

Fine, maybe I'm mad. But I think I deserve to know why you're running away, even now.

[fuckincakewake]

Because I wanted to take the dowry my mom got for you and redistribute the wealth and hang out and not be married and be done with my life? Short answer; because I freakin wanted to leave.

[flightybro]

We don't have to get married.

[fuckincakewake]

Yeah we do.

[flightybro]

We don't have to go back.

[fuckincakewake]

You want to go back, though. You didn't want to leave.

[flightybro]

You don't know that.

[fuckincakewake]

So now I don't even know you? Not making a convincing case for me to marry you, Di-Strid.

[flightybro]

I'm not asking you to marry me, not right now. You don't have to go back.

[ ... ]

I'm coming over.

[fuckincakewake]

You don't even know where I am!

[flightybro]

It can't be far.

[fuckincakewake]

Like you could actually find me if I didn't wanna be found.

[flightybro]

I'm getting close.

[fuckincakewake]

You're bluffing.

[flightybro]

Am I?

[fuckincakewake]

I met your brother. He's kinda like an accomplice.

[flightybro]

What.

[ oh hell no. ]

He's a pirate.