[ audikco parrot ]

[fuckincakewake]

So who wants the deets on the totally real treasure that'll get you guys off this rock?

The only catch is if you get you, you gotta take somebody I know with you.

Also buying me a drink wouldn't hurt.

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

You don't even know where I am!

[flightybro]

It can't be far.

[fuckincakewake]

Like you could actually find me if I didn't wanna be found.

[flightybro]

I'm getting close.

[fuckincakewake]

You're bluffing.

[flightybro]

Am I?

[fuckincakewake]

I met your brother. He's kinda like an accomplice.

[flightybro]

What.

[ oh hell no. ]

He's a pirate.

[fuckincakewake]

And what are you?

[flightybro]

That's not the point.

[fuckincakewake]

It's exactly the point, sweetie.

[flightybro]

Whatever. I'll see you soon.

[callbacks]

Oh my god why would you say that?

[fuckincakewake]

He was getting snooty.