PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

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[riseup]

with a little water gun.

GOD DAMMIT SHE SAW HIM SEMI-DEFENDING HER.

[ihateyouetc]

I HAVE A HARD TIME IMAGINING YOU'D GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MOST OF THE STUFF HE WATCHES.
THE INDEPENDENT FILMS HE LIKES AREN'T EVEN PALATABLE.

[squidissension]

wwizards arent real

[thneed]

That's such an important-sounding name.

[roseate]

I beg to differ, seeing as several are in the same situation as we are.
Anyway, it needs a surname, I trust you can handle that.

ITS A WONDERFUL CHARACTER TRAIT ERIDAN DONT TRY TO ADVISE HIM

[squidissension]

oh
wwait you said wwhat like
wwhat do you mean jays
not wwhat did
oh
yeah wwoww you really do keep doin that
look no offense but you better wwork on that
its a pretty extreme character flaww and thats comin from me
especially you knoww for a leader
im not faultin you for it just sayin maybe wwork at it or somethin

dont tsun me out karkat

[roseate]

No doubt you are correct.
I just thought I should make that clear.
I do like movies.

[roseate]

He had a very important job.

[thneed]

[ not a clue what any of that meant. not a clue. ]

I won't ask.

[roseate]

Did you just come up with this?

SORRY EVERYONE WHO READS THIS COMMENT EVER.

[ihateyouetc]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT ABOUT ROBOTS.
THAT'S NOT VERY CULTURALLY SENSITIVE, JOHN.
IN FACT, IT'S FUCKING RACIST.
VICTOR'S A ROBOT.

[squidissension]

thats easy
done
noww you gonna do shit for this shriekhide tonight or is our grade completely ridin on my good graces

[thneed]

Was it running a salamander city? Because he's a viceroy and all?

[riseup]

no, it has been an idea for a while...
the once-ler is helping us with our costumes.

[riseup]

victor is a cyborg so your argument is invalid.

[roseate]

He followed me around in a robe and carried my wands.
It was a lot more dramatic that way.

[roseate]

Done?

[ihateyouetc]

OK SO LIKE 90% ROBOT.
THAT'S STILL PRETTY AWFUL OF YOU TO SAY.

[roseate]

Which one are you going to be?

[thneed]

Carrying your stuff is more dramatic than running a salamander city?

[squidissension]

ampora
ivve been here long enough to get your species namin convventions
so if wwe are operatin as surrogate human lusus than thats howw it wworks
also you gavve me the responsibility so if you bitch and moan about not likin it noww you just look idiotic for delegatin the task to me at all

[roseate]

We're not naming my robot baby after you.
Gross.

[squidissension]

its not your anythin wwhen im doin all the wwork
ps congratulations on makin yourself like dumb as shit
really had the crowwd fooled wwith your faux intellectualism
wwhat a twwist youre the wweakest link in the remainder a your species mental processes
givven howw you carry on

[roseate]

Shoving it into your pile of douchey hipster scarves hardly counts as "all the work."
Just give it back.

[riseup]

shut up, that isn't how cyborgs work.
your point still doesn't make any sense.
have i seriously not shown you terminator yet?