PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

Comments

EXTREMELY CONFUSING INFODUMP.

[ihateyouetc]

AUGH. I DON'T FEEL LIKE EXPLAINING THIS RIGHT NOW.
I'LL GIVE YOU THE ABRIDGED VERSION. EVERYONE CURRENTLY IN NEW MOORE WHO COMES FROM OUR ITERATION OF THE UNIVERSE
UH
WELL
SEVERAL ITERATIONS OF OUR UNIVERSE.
IMAGINE THE UNIVERSE CAN BE LIKE RESTARTING A GAME OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
IT'S BASICALLY THE SAME THING EXCEPT THERE ARE REMNANTS OF THE PREVIOUS VERSION OF THE UNIVERSE HANGING AROUND
OR IN THIS EXAMPLE "THE GAME"
IN YOUR CURRENT PLAYTHROUGH.
I'M NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN HOW BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE PATIENCE FOR IT, BUT EVERYONE CURRENTLY IN NEW MOORE ASIDE FROM THE GUY WITH THE WHITE TEXT WHO COMES FROM THAT UNIVERSE/THOSE UNIVERSES HAVE DIFFERENT CONSORTS.
JOHN'S CONSORTS WERE SALAMANDERS. MOSTLY, EVERYONE ELSE HAD DIFFERENT ONES.
NO, I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT THE OTHER CONSORTS ARE.
NO, FROGS AREN'T CONSORTS. THEY'RE FROGS.
NO, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE FROGS. DEALING WITH THE FROGS INVOLVED A TANGLE OF BULLSHIT SO CONVOLUTED IF YOU MESSED IT UP YOU BASICALLY FUCKED OVER AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND DOOMED IT FROM THE START AND DROPPED WHAT WAS ESSENTIALLY A DEATH SENTENCE ON SOME INNOCENT IDIOTS WHO WOULD LATER BE FORCED TO GO THROUGH A NULL SESSION
OR, IN THIS EXAMPLE, A NULL PLAYTHROUGH OF THE GAME I JUST USED AS AN EXAMPLE
WHERE THEY JUST HAD TO RESTART ANYWAY BECAUSE EVERYTHING WAS INCOMPLETE AND THEN WHEN THE UNIVERSE RESET APPARENTLY IT WAS WAY MORE FUCKED UP THAN IT WAS BEFORE?
I CAN SEE IT GIVEN THE HUMAN STANDARDS OF EARTH PRE-SCRATCH AND POST-SCRATCH.
ANYWAY, I'M NOT NAMING NAMES OR TALKING ANY MORE ABOUT THIS SO DON'T ASK ABOUT IT.

[thneed]

[ not a clue what any of that meant. not a clue. ]

I won't ask.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, THANKS.
IF YOU TAKE ANYTHING FROM THIS, WHICH I SINCERELY FUCKING DOUBT YOU WILL, IT SHOULD BE "SERIOUSLY, FUCK FROGS."

[thneed]

What's wrong with frogs? Did they do something to upset you?

1/??

[ihateyouetc]

THEY DID SOMETHING ALRIGHT.
NOT ONLY ARE THEY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE WHEN THEY HOP EVERYWHERE AND MAKE IT DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO CATCH THEM, THEY AJLSKF:ALKEGN :WROFLKAJSFALKSDJFALKDJFALKSJFALSKJF

[ihateyouetc]

NO

[ihateyouetc]

GOD DAMMIT
NO
NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONO

[ihateyouetc]

NO
FUCK
NOIIFK
FUJCKAJKSLFK{ASKF:L:<ASKF

[ihateyouetc]

ARGH

[ihateyouetc]

FUCK
YOU
FUCK
FUCK
DON'T START WRITING ABOUT FROGS.
YOU STRAIGHT UP STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT FROGS AGAIN.

[ihateyouetc]

JUST STOP.

[ihateyouetc]

YOU KEEP SAYING YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE FROGS AND THEN YOU JUST KEEP TYPING ABOUT THE FROGS.
WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING HANG UP.
OF COURSE YOU FUCKED IT UP.
THAT'S PRETTY MUCH A THING YOU'RE CONSTANTLY DOING.
I MEAN YOU FUCKED UP THE THING WITH THE FROGS AND NOW YOU'RE FUCKING UP THE CONVERSATION ABOUT NOT TALKING ABOUT THE FROGS. PRETTY FITTING, ACTUALLY!

[ihateyouetc]

OH PLEASE.
FUCKING SPARE ME THIS ARGUING WITH MYSELF BULLSHIT SINCE IT'S NOT LIKE I'M EVEN A VIABLE OPPONENT TO ARGUE WITH WHEN IT'S NOT ME IN MY PAST OR FUTURE ITERATION AND HELP YOURSELF TO A HAPPY HELPING OF SHUT THE FUCK UUJUJUFKLA:FAJLKSF SJDFK

[ihateyouetc]

THIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.
WHY AM I DOING THIS?

[ihateyouetc]

I DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS IT'S FRUSTRATION OR SOMETHING.

[ihateyouetc]

OH, YOU GUESS??????????????
HEY EVERYONE LOOK!

[ihateyouetc]

OH MY FUCKING GOD.
WHY DO I ALWAYS TURN EVERYTHING INTO A FIGHT???

[ihateyouetc]

AS I WAS SAYING!
WE'VE GOT OURSELVES AN EMOTIONAL "BRAIN CHILD" OVER HERE!

[ihateyouetc]

WELL NO, NOT "WE" SINCE IT'S JUST ME.
I MEAN.
THERE'S NO ONE ELSE I'M TALKING TO RIGHT NOW EXCEPT ME.
NOT EVEN IN A NON-LINEAR SENSE.
THIS IS PRETTY LINEAR.

[ihateyouetc]

OH GOD.
WHAT AM I DOING.
NO, I NEED TO FOCUS.
I'M GOING TO FOCUS.
I NEED TO GET THE FAKE HUMAN ROBOT WIGGLER FROM ERIDAN AND THEN IT NEEDS TO GO TO ROSE.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, THAT'S GOOD.
KEEP FOCUSING ON THAT OK?

[ihateyouetc]

OK.

DONE. SORRY.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, GREAT.
I GOT THIS.

NOT SORRY

[callbacks]

dude
ok
this is why we sleep sometimes
ill be right there

[thneed]

are you okay