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carcinoGeneticist ([personal profile] ihateyouetc) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2012-10-19 09:21 am

PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.
riseup: (my brain is full of wall-eyed fuck)

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[personal profile] riseup 2012-10-23 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
holy shit, dave did not buy you a coffee drink to trick you into thinking too hard about him potentially throwing you into the ocean.
you're thinking of a thing rose would do!!!
it's subtle and involves a lot of foresight and planning. that's a rose thing.
this is literally all in your head.
riseup: (that's almost as funny as sbahj)

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[personal profile] riseup 2012-10-23 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
you're doing the whole "freaking out over nothing" thing again.
it is cute and really fucking stupid at the same time.
riseup: (you're a good leader- it's in your blood)

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[personal profile] riseup 2012-10-23 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
no, it is pretty stupid.
stupid like a dog, which is what you are.
he has a reason!
the reason is friendship.
riseup: (this is a mystery!)

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[personal profile] riseup 2012-10-23 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
or irony.
one of the two.
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[personal profile] riseup 2012-10-23 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
i hate to say you are reading way too far into one regular friendly gesture, buuuuuuuut... you are.
riseup: (like duckie from pretty in pink)

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[personal profile] riseup 2012-10-23 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
but hey, don't let me tell you how to live your life.
keep thinking dave is playing weird mind games or waiting to spring out of the bushes and trick you if that's what you want.
after we turn the babies back in, i bet you guys will never talk again.
riseup: (my brain is full of wall-eyed fuck)

[ there is a lot wrong with a friendship private, ok??? ]

[personal profile] riseup 2012-10-23 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
you're the one who doesn't listen!
it isn't ironic.
but those are the two reasons why he does most things.
(if you are counting davesprite, there is an extra special third reason: being a self-sacrificing bag of dicks.)
so if it isn't one...
you see where i am going with this.
riseup: (people like smuppets unironically? ok...)

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[personal profile] riseup 2012-10-23 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
of course i listen to everything i say.
why?
riseup: (seriously! do you know how to smile?)

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[personal profile] riseup 2012-10-23 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
pfffft, ok.
i am saving this conversation for future rubbing-in-your-face uses, just so you know.
riseup: (orly)

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[personal profile] riseup 2012-10-23 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
look, dave is my best friend.
i know when he is being nice and when he's being a jerk.
sometimes they happen at the same time, that is just how he operates.
but sometimes he is just straight up nice.
he would never admit it, of course, which is why he's all, "
what karkat who im not friends with karkat im dave im so cool why would i be friends with karkat haha hey have you seen him i need to talk to him"
it figures both of you are huge idiots.
my point is that i am right and you are wrong.
Edited (I LOVE HTML SO MUCH THAT OUR LOVE IS PRIVATE take two: oh my fucking god kill me TAKE THREE: I WISH THAT I WAS DEAD (NOW YOU) I WISH THAT I WAS DEAD :DDDDDDDD) 2012-10-23 19:45 (UTC)
riseup: (this is a mystery!)

[ hella days later, this remains private as ever ]

[personal profile] riseup 2012-10-27 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
hey!
i know what logic and reason are.
and you are the one who goes around saying one thing and doing another, not me.
karkat, did you hit your head?
you seem confused about the dumb shit i do versus the dumb shit you do.
what gives?
riseup: (still a ghosty trickster!)

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[personal profile] riseup 2012-10-27 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
you are right though.
there isn't anything to rub in your face...
yet.