PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

Comments

[squidissension]

no this is just his favvorite shit to get all knowwitall about
notgonna deprivve him a that

[thneed]

Ah. That's nice of you.

[squidissension]

yeah im a great friend
to kar
wwho the hell are you again

[thneed]

The Once-ler. Nice to meet you.

[squidissension]

wwhat the hell kind a name is that
thats a fuckin title
like the prince a hope or
somethin else
the once-ler
wwhats that evven mean

[thneed]

It's just a name. It doesn't mean anything.

[squidissension]

wwell did you pick it or did someone givve it to you
obvviously it has some significance

[thneed]

My mom gave it to me.

[thneed]

It's not really significant.

It was kind of a typo on the birth certificate.

[squidissension]

your name wwas a typo
thats the stupidest thing ivve evver heard
what the fuck does once-ler evven mean i dont get it

[thneed]

Okay.

My name is just 'Once' and '-Ler' is my last name. Ma wasn't really paying attention filling out the form so a 'The' got in there, which isn't her fault at all and all mine.

Like you said, it sounds important and I'm going to be very important so that's my name. It's not stupid.

[squidissension]

your name wwas gonna be once
thats a hella name for a grub but wwhatevver

[ihateyouetc]

[ihateyouetc]

THANKS.

[maiditoutalive]

wait
eridan
are you actually being conscious of someone elses feelings for once

[squidissension]

wwhy
wwhats your smartass comment for that
cause youvve got enough a them im beginnin to realize howw much i liked you better wwhen you wwere dead

[dualii2t]

funny.
we liiked you better when you were dead, two.

[squidissension]

oh you can talk for evveryone noww

[dualii2t]

prove me wrong.

[dualii2t]

p2, kk doe2n't count.
he'2 got iit iintwo hii2 head that you have the capaciity two change.
ii know better.

[squidissension]

right you get to decide wwhos opinion does and doesnt count
youre a real fuckin piece a wwork
evven if i can change wwhich by the wway is none a your business despite your wweird obsession wwith judgement calls related to me
howw our leader interprets that is reflectivve on the group
indivvidual members opinions dont apply to this
his supersedes theirs
so wwe dont need to ask other trolls

[dualii2t]

2cared?

[squidissension]

no

[dualii2t]

ii'm riight and we both know iit.

[maiditoutalive]

i was not less of a smartass when i was dead you know
i was just less inclined to talk to people
and despite what you think i am not really doing it out of spite