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thoughtformed2012-10-19 09:21 am
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PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.
OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.
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busting eridan's chops is one of my favorite hobbies after all.
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I MEAN IT'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE REST OF THIS STUFF SO YOU'D ACTUALLY HAVE TO BE LOOKING AT IT TO SEE HE WAS IN HERE BEING AN ASSHOLE.
PLUS IT JUST HAPPENED, SO...
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1/?? SORRY BOUT IT.
UH.
OK.
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THOSE DEFINITELY WERE ALL TRUE THINGS I JUST SAID WHICH YOU RESPONDED TO WITH A THING YOU SAID THAT WAS ALSO TRUE!
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THE POINT IS
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/)A(\ DONE.
you're a disaster.
you are the biggest idiot.
YOU'RE THE DISASTER. YOU WERE ACTUALLY READING THIS PART OF THE MEMO.
SHUT UP.
IT WAS UNEXPECTED, OK???
[ you know what would make this post even more of a fucking mess? SOME PRIVACY. ]
i know we haven't really talked about it and i know you actually can't, but hypothetically i don't mind.
[ 1/SEVERAL OK THIS IS ONE HUGE PRIVATE MESS. ]
[ SERIOUSLY, WHY DID YOU DO THIS. ]
I'M
[ NO REALLY. WHY. ]
JUST LOOK AT ALL THESE WORDS I'M SAYING.
[ /)A(\ ]
[ YOU ARE THE WORST. ]
I'M CAPABLE OF TYPING ABOUT THEM.
I'M ALSO ESPECIALLY CAPABLE OF TALKING ABOUT THINGS.
[ ALL THESE THOUGHTS ARE A FUCKING MESS TOO. ]
IT'S BASICALLY OF THE OPPOSITE OF YOUR THING.
AND
[ DONE GOD DAMMIT. ]
[ 1 OF A LOT OF PRIVATE ]
[ still private ]
[ very very private ]
[ so private you don't even know ]
[ private comment reporting for duty ]
[ please just murder him (in private) ]
[ WAS THAT REALLY SO HARD TO SAY??? PRIVATELY???????? ]
[ holy shit 5000% done ]
[ 1/THIS IS STILL EXTREMELY PRIVATE NO ONE EVER LOOK. ]
[ YOU ARE STILL THE WORST FOR STARTING THIS. ]
[ PRIVATELY STARTING THIS I MEAN PRIVATELY THE LAST COMMENT IS REALLY PRIVATE TOO. LIKE THIS ONE. ]
[ ALL OF THESE COMMENTS ARE GUARANTEED 100% CERTIFIED PRIVATE EXCEPT FOR THOSE WHO CAN READ THEM. ]
[ WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS SOLLUX STAY THE FUCK OUT. THIS IS PRIVATE. ]
[ ALSO EVERYONE WHO ISN'T SOLLUX SHOULD STAY OUT TOO. THIS IS FOR THE INTENDED RECIPIENT ONLY. ]
[ AS THAT'S THE CASE, THIS IS A VERY PRIVATE MATTER. ]
[ THIS ISN'T HYPOTHETICALLY PRIVATE. IT IS GENUINELY PRIVATE. ]
[ THE CONCLUSION OF THE MOST AWKWARD STRING OF PRIVATE MESSAGES I'VE EVER WRITTEN. ]
[ pppppppprivate jesus christ ]
[ also private ]
[ seriously stay the fuck out because it's private ]
[ are you rude enough to read someone's private thoughts??? no you are not so get out ]
[ WHY IS THIS SO PAINFUL AND ALSO PRIVATE ]
[ for the love of fuck just keep away. please. private. ]
[ PIEVNART which is to say: private ]
[ el fin. still private. still want to die. ]
[ 1/GUESS WHAT'S COMPLETELY PRIVATE AND STILL AWKWARD?? ]
[ OOPS, IT'S THIS PRIVATE REPLY IN THIS PRIVATE THREAD OF THIS PUBLIC MEMO. ]
[ BECAUSE HAVING PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS IN PUBLIC MEMOS IS A GOOD IDEA. ]
[ JUST LIKE HAVING A PRIVATE CONVERSATION IN A PUBLIC PLACE! ]
[ AND JUST KIND OF ASSUMING NO ONE WILL EVER ACTUALLY CARE ENOUGH TO PAY ATTENTION. ]
[ BUT REALLY WHO WOULD BROWSE ONE OF THESE MEMOS WITH THE PURPOSE OF LOOKING FOR PRIVATE STUFF. ]
[ THEY'D HAVE TO BE KIND OF MASOCHISTIC TO WASTE THEIR TIME GETTING THROUGH THE STUPID STUFF. ]
[ WOW I TOTALLY FORGOT TO SPECIFY THIS WAS STILL PRIVATE. ]
[ ACTUALLY "THE PRIVATE THING" SOUNDS KIND OF BAD. ]
[ MAYBE LET'S CALL IT THE "PRIVATE ISSUE." ]
[ NO... THAT SOUNDS BAD TOO. OK YOU KNOW WHAT FORGET IT. THIS IS STILL PRIVATE. ]
[ PRIVATE PRIVATE PRIVATE PRIVATE PRIVATE THIS IS STILL A PRIVATE THING GOING ON HERE. ]
[ SOMEHOW, THIS PART IS ALMOST WORSE THAN THE REST. PRIVATELY. ]
[ GOD I'M DONE. PRIVATELY. ]
[ 1 of holy shit a lot of privacy ]
[ hold me closer private dancer......... wait what ]
[ private pirates plunder private parades privy only to them ]
[ like caution tape except it says PRIVATE instead of caution ]
[ private tape, if you will ]
[ that sounds really awful. oh well. STILL PRIVATE ]
[ CONTINUING THIS AWFUL TRAIN OF THOUGHT, PRIVATELY ]
[ let's take a quick turn at PRIVATEVILLE ]
[ and nosedive into an even more terrible private territory ]
[ maybe she's private ]
[ private for your convenience ]
[ private and aren't you glad ]
[ IT KEEPS HAPPENING (what keeps happening? privacy) ]
[ haaahahahahahahhaha PRIVATE ]
[ i am the very model of a modern private general ]
[ PRIVATELY FINISHED JESUS CHRIST ]
[ 1/I DON'T THINK PRIVATE IS AS BIG AS YOUR PRIVATE??? WAIT WHAT THE FUCK ]
[ ESSENTIALLY WHAT HE SAID. PRIVATELY. ]
[ THIS SURE DOES ALSO MAKE IT SOUND PRIVATELY WORSE THAN IT ACTUALLY IS. ]
[ LET'S MOVE ON FROM LESS PRIVATE THINGS TO EVEN MORE PRIVATE THINGS. ]
[ THIS IS A PRIVATE IMPRESSION GIVEN TO YOU ONLY. ]
[ YOU SURE DO HAVE A PRIVATE. A PRIVATE MESSAGE? YEAH YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE. ]
[ SO DO I. A PRIVATE. A PRIVATE MESSAGE. WHICH I'M SENDING TO YOU RIGHT NOW PRIVATELY. ]
[ CONCILIATORY PRIVATETOPRIVATE CONVERSATIONS FROM PEOPLE WHO HAVE CONCUPISCENT PRIVATE FEELINGS. ]
[ THIS IS STILL LONGER AND MORE PRIVATE THAN I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT. ]
[ THIS IS THE BIGGEST PRIVATE CLUSTERFUCK I HAVE EVER SEEN. ]
[ GOD WHY IS EVERYTHING SO PRIVATE. ]
[ PRIVATE ASSAULT OF A VERBAL PERSUASION. ]
[ OK DONE WITH THIS PRIVATE DISASTER. ]
[ can we please stop privately comparing private sizes ]
[ seriously, there is something wrong with you. let's discuss it IN PRIVATE ]
[ you have a private problem ]
[ ok this is the only part that should actually be private really ]
[ IT REMAINS PRIVATE ]
[ the rest of this is just private for your benefit. idiot. ]
[ privately privating privateers ]
[ choose your own private adventure winkwonk ]
[ oh my god it's still private ok leave me alone LET ME DIE ]
[ john has a lot of private time on his hands ]
[ nearly done with this disaster of unmitigated privacy proportions ]
[ done, privately done, sooooo super privately done ]
[ 1/WOW, I THINK YOU NEED A PRIVATE TIME OUT. ]
[ SO THIS BOX I HAVE IS PRETTY PRIVATE. WHAT?? NO I'M NOT HOLDING IT AT WAIST LEVEL, WHY. ]
[ ROW ROW ROW YOUR PRIVATE GENTLY DOWN THE WHAT. ]
[ EMBARRASSED BY A PREVIOUS PITIFUL PRIVATE IN PRIVATE. ]
[ PRIVATE AS FUCK. ]
[ MARY HAD A LITTLE PRIVATE AND IT WAS SHROUDED BY SECRECY AND ALSO MYSTERY. ]
[ h9n9r PRIVATE ]
[ JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME PRIVATELY, IT WORKED OUT BETTER THIS WAY. ]
[ IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE PRIVATE. ]
[ WOW, FANTASTIC PRIVATE! ]
[ PRIVATE MEMORIES PROBABLY. ]
[ PRIVATE PROBLEMS IN THIS PRIVATE MESSAGE. ]
[ PRIVATES ON PARADE. ]
[ PRIVATE MATTERS. ]
[ PRIVATE KAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN. ]
[ OH MY PRIVATE CHRIST WHY AM I NOT DONE WITH THIS YET. ]
[ ALMOST PRIVATELY DONE I THINK. ]
[ PRIVATELY PARANOID AND ALSO MOTHERFUCKING DONE. ]
[ privately covering a lot of parts of what you just said ]
[ BABY I CAN SEE YOUR PRIVATE FROM THE DOORWAY OF MY BEDROOM ]
[ PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE ]
[ a young man diagnosed with private revisits every place he's ever had sex (in private) ]
[ private drama ]
[ derrick weston: private actor ]
[ THE PRIVATE END ]
[ I CAN SEE YOUR PRIVATE AND IT MAKES ME SAD BUT IT KEEPS ME PRIVATEERING. ]
[ ARE WE PRIVATES??? ]
[ I'VE GROWN A PRIVATE AND THAT'S JUST ONE THING THAT I'VE BEEN TRYING. ]
[ SMALL STUPID PRIVATE HEART. ]
[ A LEGITIMATE USE FOR PRIVACY ACTUALLY. ]
[ I'M GOING TO LET YOU BE THE PRIVATE. ]
[ DONE NOW PUT ME OUT OF MY PRIVATE MISERY. ]
[ three privates howling at the moon ]
[ ur the private 2 my private ]
[ pr69vate ya gurl ]
[ I WISH U HAD LEFT SOMETHING MORE THAN UR PRIVATE ok done ]
[ SOOOOOOOOOOOOO BASICALLY PRIVATES. ]
[ I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT SAYING PRIVATE. ]
[ PR-69VATE A PRIVATE MITOCHONDRION. ]
[ THIS IS ALL JUST WATER UNDER THE PRIVATE BRIDGE. ]
[ SLEEP PRIVATE BUDDY. ]
[ YOU AND ME AND THE PRIVATE MAKES THREE. ]
[ O PRIVATE! MY PRIVATE! ALSO DONE. ]
[ THE ONLY PRIVATE THAT YOU GET ]
[ wait one more. private you buddy ]
[ OH NO HE'S PRIVATE. ]
[ I SHOULD HAVE SAID IT'S WATER UNDER THE FRIENDSHIP PRIVATE EARLIER. ]
[ SLEEP WELL PRIVATE. ]
[ PRIVATELY DONE IN PRIVATE. ]
[ i need you to never say "friendship private" again please ]
[ you are worthless and no one will ever private you ]
[ THE PRIVATE IRONY IS NOT LOST ON ME, TRUST. ]
[ the best kind of art is PRIVATE ART ]
[ WHAT'S WRONG WITH A FRIENDSHIP PRIVATE?? WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. ]
[ I'D SAY THIS PRIVATE IS AN EXPRESSION OF PLATONIC AFFECTION BUT IT'S NOT. ]
[ RUB A PRIVATE WITH A PRIVATE AND YOU GET AN ACTIVITY WHOSE LEGALITY VARIES BY JURISDICTION. ]
[ DONE DAMMIT. IT'S KIND OF CRUEL TO MESS WITH HIM LIKE THIS. IN PRIVATE. ]
[ there is a lot wrong with a friendship private, ok??? ]
[ let's not talk about it. privately. ]
[ IT'S NOT MESSING IF SOMEONE TAKES IT SERIOUSLY. GOD. PRIVATELY IN LOBING MENORY ]
[ privately the last private you'll ever private, i had to figure out a way to make it less gay ]
[ SOVIET PRIVATE. ]
[ ON A SCALE OF PRIVATE TO PRIVATE, THIS COMMENT IS TOTALLY TRUE AND NOT INACCURATE OR BIASED. ]
[ THIS IS ALSO THE PRIVATE TRUTH. ]
[ CHURCH OF PRIVATEJ, WHICH IS LIKE CHURCH OF PRIVATE FOR DOJ. ALSO DONE. PRIVATELY. ]
[ hella days later, this remains private as ever ]
[ HELLNOTRAVELER WELCOME TO THE PRIVATE RESISTANCE MOVEMENT ]
[ what would u do if i stole ur private ;) ]
[ ONE DAY I WILL TAKE REVENGE FOR MY PRIVATE BUT FOR NOW I JUST MAKE CAKES. ]
[ SAVING RYAN'S PRIVATE.................WAIT THAT'S NOT HOW THAT GOES. ]
[ WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY HERE IS LET'S KEEP THIS PRIVATE. ]
[ DONE PRIVATELY. ]