thoughtformed | PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

it sure was!
you are the biggest idiot.

YEAH, WELL.
SHUT UP.
IT WAS UNEXPECTED, OK???

you can call it whatever you want.
i know we haven't really talked about it and i know you actually can't, but hypothetically i don't mind.

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I'M

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF TALKING ABOUT THINGS.
JUST LOOK AT ALL THESE WORDS I'M SAYING.

TYPING.

SO I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M NOT ONLY CAPABLE OF TALKING ABOUT THINGS
I'M CAPABLE OF TYPING ABOUT THEM.
I'M ALSO ESPECIALLY CAPABLE OF TALKING ABOUT THINGS.

I WAS JUST SURPRISED SINCE THIS ISN'T USUALLY YOUR THING.
IT'S BASICALLY OF THE OPPOSITE OF YOUR THING.
AND

WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU REFERRING TO HERE.
THERE ARE A COUPLE THINGS I CAN THINK OF BUT I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT FIRST.
NOT THAT I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE I COULD.
I'M JUST SEEING IF WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME THING, THAT'S ALL.

no!
no, i know you can talk about things.
i meant that hypothetically if you could, with this, you wouldn't be able to anyway.

god dammit, that sentence was stupid.
ok, let me try again.

what i'm saying is that in the event that this was a thing we agreed you could hypothetically say, in reality you would not be able to.

because of reasons.

holy shit!!!
that didn't make any sense either.
in fact, it was even worse.

just shut up and use your words, john.
you can label it however you want.
like with quadrants or whatever.
i don't mind.

or not, that's ok too!
it doesn't really make a difference because it's still not like we could say anything.

also, i didn't read it ALL, jeez.
i am not a saint.

OK FOR A MINUTE IT WAS LIKE STRIDER ABDUCTED YOU AND YOU WERE BACK IN THE PAST FOR THE DURATION OF THE TECHNOLOGICAL MALFUNCTION WEEK OR HOWEVER LONG THAT WAS BUT THEN YOU STARTED MAKING SENSE.

AUGH, WAIT.
THAT SOUNDS AWFUL.
I DON'T MEAN THAT IN A BAD WAY.

LIKE I'M NOT TRYING TO BE A COMPLETE DOUCHE OR CRITICIZE YOU FOR IT.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED TO SAY.
I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT BUT I STARTED TYPING AND I WASN'T THINKING ABOUT IT,
SO I SENT SOME STUPID SHIT JUST NOW AS USUAL.
NO SURPRISE THERE.

WHAT I MEAN IS IT WAS KIND OF CUTE.
LIKE AS CUTE AS INCOMPREHENSIBLE BABBLING CAN BE WHICH ISN'T USUALLYALSFJAKSLFJD:ALJFSDLFJ
OH MY GOD
STOP TYPING.

OK.
OK.
OK.
I CAN DO THIS WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE AN ASSHOLE MOST LIKELY.
SO FUCKING HELP ME I AM AT LEAST GOING TO TRY TO DO THIS WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE AN ASSHOLE.

HERE WE GO AGAIN LIKE SOME SHITTY HUMAN "EIGHTIES" SONG THAT DOESN'T DRIVE NATHAN OUT OF THE COMPARTMENT HIVE ANYMORE!

EVEN IF HYPOTHETICALLY I COULD TALK ABOUT IT AND I DID HYPOTHETICALLY START THINKING OF IT IN A WAY THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE INSTEAD OF HOWEVER THE FUCK HUMANS DEFINE THEIR RELATIONSHIPS,
IT DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING WE TALKED ABOUT AT FIRST.

you're a disaster.

YOU'RE THE DISASTER. YOU WERE ACTUALLY READING THIS PART OF THE MEMO.

[ you know what would make this post even more of a fucking mess? SOME PRIVACY. ]

[ 1/SEVERAL OK THIS IS ONE HUGE PRIVATE MESS. ]

[ SERIOUSLY, WHY DID YOU DO THIS. ]

[ NO REALLY. WHY. ]

[ /)A(\ ]

[ YOU ARE THE WORST. ]

[ ALL THESE THOUGHTS ARE A FUCKING MESS TOO. ]

[ DONE GOD DAMMIT. ]

[ 1 OF A LOT OF PRIVATE ]

[ still private ]

[ very very private ]

[ so private you don't even know ]

[ private comment reporting for duty ]

[ please just murder him (in private) ]

[ WAS THAT REALLY SO HARD TO SAY??? PRIVATELY???????? ]

[ holy shit 5000% done ]

[ 1/THIS IS STILL EXTREMELY PRIVATE NO ONE EVER LOOK. ]

[ YOU ARE STILL THE WORST FOR STARTING THIS. ]

[ PRIVATELY STARTING THIS I MEAN PRIVATELY THE LAST COMMENT IS REALLY PRIVATE TOO. LIKE THIS ONE. ]

[ ALL OF THESE COMMENTS ARE GUARANTEED 100% CERTIFIED PRIVATE EXCEPT FOR THOSE WHO CAN READ THEM. ]

[ WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS SOLLUX STAY THE FUCK OUT. THIS IS PRIVATE. ]

[ ALSO EVERYONE WHO ISN'T SOLLUX SHOULD STAY OUT TOO. THIS IS FOR THE INTENDED RECIPIENT ONLY. ]

[ AS THAT'S THE CASE, THIS IS A VERY PRIVATE MATTER. ]