thoughtformed | PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

wow, i need to stop talking.
i get off work at 9.
you should probably detach dave from your side by then.
(it is still hilarious btw.)

I DON'T EVEN THINK IT WOULD HAVE GOTTEN "QUARTILES."
NOT ONLY THAT BUT KENTUCKY ALSO STARTS WITH A "K" AND HAS AN "E" IN IT, MAKING IT TOO CLOSE TO THE SOUND OF "KISMESIS" TO ACTUALLY BE PART OF ANY OF YOUR CORRESPONDENCE DURING THAT TIME.
MAYBE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SOMETHING ABOUT A ROCK EXCAVATION PIT IN ARKANSAS WHICH SOME HUMAN MUSICIAN SAW A PICTURE OF ONCE, BUT PROBABLY NOT ANYTHING MORE COHERENT THAN THAT.

IT'S PRONOUNCED LIKE CON. CU. PIS. SCENT. HOW HARD IS THAT?
ANYWAY, LET'S BE HONEST HERE.
YOU WERE PRONOUNCING "KISMESIS" LIKE "KISMISTY" OR "KISMESTER" OR SOME OTHER RIDICULOUS APPROXIMATIONS OF THE WORD THAT NEVER ACTUALLY WERE THE WORD.
BEFORE YOU SAY YOU WERE JOKING, WHICH I'M SURE YOU WERE, I'M ONLY HALF-CONVINCED YOU KNEW WHAT THE REAL WORD WAS FOR THE MAJORITY OF THAT TIME.
I'M JUST ADDING THIS TO THE VERY SMALL BUT GROWING PILE OF EVIDENCE THAT YOU CAN, IN FACT, BE TAUGHT THINGS SOMETIMES EVEN IF IT SEEMS LIKE YOUR ABILITY TO LEARN RELIES ON OUTSIDE FACTORS LIKE THE ALIGNMENT OF VERY SPECIFIC STARS.

I'M GOING TO LET YOUR OBSESSION WITH DYING GO AND NOT SAY ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT IT FOR NOW SINCE YOU'VE DISTRACTED ME WITH ALL THIS BULLSHIT.

ME TOO.

WAIT I MEAN THAT ABOUT THE PART WITH YOU LIKING ME.

SHIT.
I MEAN ABOUT LIKING YOU.

I MEAN FOR YOU IT WAS ABOUT LIKING ME BUT FOR ME IT'S ABOUT LIKING YOU.

THIS IS STUPID.
OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT I MEANT.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FUCK THAT UP SO THIS CLARIFICATION WAS MEANINGLESS.

Edited (IT NEVER STOPPED BEING A THING. THE PRIVATE THING.) 2012-10-22 14:35 (UTC)

ANYWAY, THANKS.
THE TERMINOLOGY CHANGED BUT OTHER THAN THAT SO FAR IT'S BEEN PRETTY MUCH THE SAME.
WHICH IS KIND OF WEIRD.
I'M NOT SURE WHAT I WAS EXPECTING IN TERMS OF DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO.
BUT THERE HASN'T BEEN ANYTHING.
SO I GUESS THIS IS ONE QUADRANT HUMANS ARE ACTUALLY CAPABLE OF OCCUPYING.

MAN, THIS IS WEIRD.
NOT A BAD WEIRD.
JUST KIND OF "HEY, THIS IS A THING.
A LITTLE WHILE AGO I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT'D BE A THING I'M SAYING."

TYPING. WHATEVER.

AND YEAH, THIS MEMO IS PRETTY FUCKING AWFUL.
I CAN'T EVEN KEEP UP WITH IT.
I KEEP TRYING TO WATCH ERIDAN TO MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING SHITTY, BUT SURPRISE!
EVERYWHERE I'M LOOKING HE'S DONE SOMETHING SHITTY.
HE'S SIMPLY TOO FUCKING FAST AND DEFT AT DELIVERING UNADULTERATED SHIT THAT IT'S LIKE THE HUMAN GAME WHERE THE SLENDER SNEAKFIEND POPS UP OUT OF STRATEGICALLY PLACED HOLES IN THE GROUND AND YOU HAVE TO HIT IT,
BUT YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY FUCKING HIT IT BECAUSE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
IT'S SIMPLY TOO GOOD AT WHAT IT DOES
AND IN THIS CASE WHAT IT DOES IS SPILL A FUCKING RUCKUS ALL OVER.

WHAT THE SHIT. WHY ARE YOU EVEN BRINGING HIM INTO THIS.
FUCK YOU. HE ISN'T AT MY SIDE RIGHT NOW.
HE'S NOT GOING TO BE WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR HUMAN JOB EITHER.
IF HE WAS I WOULDN'T EVEN BE WRITING THIS.
HE'D BE ALL UP IN MY PERSONAL SPACE TRYING TO GET ME TO PAY ATTENTION TO SOME STUPID STUFF HE'S DONE.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING RIGHT NOW. PROBABLY BEING SOME STUPID ASSHOLE MUMBLING "SICK RHYMES" TO DREW BARRYMORE.
I IMAGINE THE RHYMES ACTUALLY ARE "SICK" BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING TERRIBLE AND BASICALLY THE EQUIVALENT OF THROWING UP ALL OVER THE PLACE.
I THINK I'VE DESCRIBED THEM LIKE THAT BEFORE BUT THAT NEVER STOPPED BEING A THING.

Edited (OOPS, PRIVATE REASONS.) 2012-10-22 14:41 (UTC)

BUT I'M KIND OF WORRIED.
HE BROUGHT ME SOME PRETENTIOUS CAFFEINATED BEVERAGE.
THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT???
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, MAN. WHAT WAS *THAT* ABOUT.

you forgot kismetfish.
that was a good one.
whatever, sometimes it is funnier to say the wrong words!
but i do know the right ones.
i bet i can even type them without looking back at your huge thesis to the once-ler.
check it out: monorail, matesprit, aupispistice.

monorail was a joke in case you weren't aware.

dude, come on. i don't have an obsession with dying.
i didn't even die when we went into the tv again!
and there were a lot of times i could have.
so i will keep saying it: i told you i wouldn't die, so i'm not going to.
it is as simple as that.

actually, i think you need to clarify more.
all the time.
forever.
don't say anything without a rambling explanation behind it or my dumb brain will not understand.

if it turns out there are... i don't know, major differences, you can always tell me.
but if there really aren't any, then that's pretty cool!
i think it is anyway.
maybe we really aren't as different as we thought.

jeez.
it is pretty weird.

but i like it.
hmm, what is a way to say this that isn't weird?
it's like a nice compromise.
i really appreciate you not hatedating anyone.
i don't know if i've said that yet.
so there that is.

whack-a-mole isn't impossible, you just have to have good hammer reflexes.
but i guess eridan has to be good at at least one thing.
he would win the gold medal in the shitty olympics in every category.
that sure does make him something.

karkat.
i have something very important to tell you now.
it's serious, so listen up.

[ el fin. still private. still want to die. ]

[ 1/GUESS WHAT'S COMPLETELY PRIVATE AND STILL AWKWARD?? ]

[ OOPS, IT'S THIS PRIVATE REPLY IN THIS PRIVATE THREAD OF THIS PUBLIC MEMO. ]

[ BECAUSE HAVING PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS IN PUBLIC MEMOS IS A GOOD IDEA. ]

[ JUST LIKE HAVING A PRIVATE CONVERSATION IN A PUBLIC PLACE! ]

[ AND JUST KIND OF ASSUMING NO ONE WILL EVER ACTUALLY CARE ENOUGH TO PAY ATTENTION. ]

[ BUT REALLY WHO WOULD BROWSE ONE OF THESE MEMOS WITH THE PURPOSE OF LOOKING FOR PRIVATE STUFF. ]

[ THEY'D HAVE TO BE KIND OF MASOCHISTIC TO WASTE THEIR TIME GETTING THROUGH THE STUPID STUFF. ]

[ WOW I TOTALLY FORGOT TO SPECIFY THIS WAS STILL PRIVATE. ]

[ ACTUALLY "THE PRIVATE THING" SOUNDS KIND OF BAD. ]

[ MAYBE LET'S CALL IT THE "PRIVATE ISSUE." ]

[ NO... THAT SOUNDS BAD TOO. OK YOU KNOW WHAT FORGET IT. THIS IS STILL PRIVATE. ]

[ PRIVATE PRIVATE PRIVATE PRIVATE PRIVATE THIS IS STILL A PRIVATE THING GOING ON HERE. ]

[ SOMEHOW, THIS PART IS ALMOST WORSE THAN THE REST. PRIVATELY. ]

[ GOD I'M DONE. PRIVATELY. ]

[ 1 of holy shit a lot of privacy ]

[ hold me closer private dancer......... wait what ]

[ private pirates plunder private parades privy only to them ]

[ like caution tape except it says PRIVATE instead of caution ]

[ private tape, if you will ]

[ that sounds really awful. oh well. STILL PRIVATE ]

[ CONTINUING THIS AWFUL TRAIN OF THOUGHT, PRIVATELY ]

[ let's take a quick turn at PRIVATEVILLE ]

[ and nosedive into an even more terrible private territory ]

[ maybe she's private ]