thoughtformed | PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

BUT I'M KIND OF WORRIED.
HE BROUGHT ME SOME PRETENTIOUS CAFFEINATED BEVERAGE.
THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT???
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, MAN. WHAT WAS *THAT* ABOUT.

you forgot kismetfish.
that was a good one.
whatever, sometimes it is funnier to say the wrong words!
but i do know the right ones.
i bet i can even type them without looking back at your huge thesis to the once-ler.
check it out: monorail, matesprit, aupispistice.

monorail was a joke in case you weren't aware.

dude, come on. i don't have an obsession with dying.
i didn't even die when we went into the tv again!
and there were a lot of times i could have.
so i will keep saying it: i told you i wouldn't die, so i'm not going to.
it is as simple as that.

actually, i think you need to clarify more.
all the time.
forever.
don't say anything without a rambling explanation behind it or my dumb brain will not understand.

if it turns out there are... i don't know, major differences, you can always tell me.
but if there really aren't any, then that's pretty cool!
i think it is anyway.
maybe we really aren't as different as we thought.

jeez.
it is pretty weird.

but i like it.
hmm, what is a way to say this that isn't weird?
it's like a nice compromise.
i really appreciate you not hatedating anyone.
i don't know if i've said that yet.
so there that is.

whack-a-mole isn't impossible, you just have to have good hammer reflexes.
but i guess eridan has to be good at at least one thing.
he would win the gold medal in the shitty olympics in every category.
that sure does make him something.

karkat.
i have something very important to tell you now.
it's serious, so listen up.

i think...

i think you and dave might be what is known as "friends."

i know this is hard to hear.
maybe you should sit down.

he got you a pretentious coffee drink because he was worried about you not sleeping, which is a thing that friends do.

which i guess i am not the best judge of in this scenario.
huh.

anyway!!!
i hate to break it to you dude, but you and dave are actually getting along pretty well.
it could be time to accept that the disease has hit you too.
don't worry, i think it's funny.
rose does too.
sometimes you guys say the exact same thing, just in varying degrees of asshole jerk-ese.

AUSPISTICE.
AS IN YOU'RE INVOLVED WITH AN AUSPISTICISM, YOU'RE AUSPISTICIZING, OR YOU'VE BEEN THE HAPLESS VICTIM OF NON-CONSENSUAL AUSPISTICIZATION.

UH, THAT MAKES IT SOUND WORSE THAN IT IS.

Edited (PRIVATES IN PRIVATE.) 2012-10-22 22:46 (UTC)

IT'S NOT BAD THOUGH.
IN FACT, IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY BENEFICIAL.
IN SOME CASES AN AUSPISTICE CAN'T REALLY ASK. THEY JUST KIND OF DO IT.
BUT I'M GETTING AWAY FROM THE POINT.

I'M NOT BUYING THE FACT YOU THINK YOU COULD SPELL MOIRAIL RIGHT WITHOUT LOOKING AT IT, SO I'LL JUST SAY GOOD JOB ON GETTING MATESPRIT RIGHT.
2/4 ISN'T A PASSING SCORE BY ANY STRETCH, BUT AT LEAST IT ISN'T AN UNEQUIVOCAL FAILURE!

UH OH, DON'T LOOK NOW.
IT'S TIME FOR A STAGGERINGLY STELLAR IMPRESSION OF JOHN.
BLAH BLAH BLAH, MY NAME IS JOHN EGBERT.
SHIT, I FORGOT THE :B AGAIN.
:B
THERE. I DID IT TWICE.
:B
THREE TIMES FOR GOOD MEASURE. THAT'S A FUCK TON OF AUTHENTICITY RIGHT THERE.
ANYWAY, I'M JOHN. I DIDN'T DIE WHEN I WENT INTO THE TELEVISION SET AND THERE WERE A LOT OF TIMES WHEN I COULD HAVE!
SO REALLY IT SHOULD STAND TO REASON I WAS NEVER OBSESSED WITH DYING IN RIDICULOUS WAYS EVEN THOUGH MY PERSONAL TERMINATION SHEET,
WHICH IS KIND OF A RAP SHEET FOR DYING THAT KARKAT MADE UP JUST NOW SO IT'S NOT THE PINNACLE OF CREATIVITY SO SHUT UP LET ME GET TO THE POINT,
SAYS HISTORICALLY I'VE BEEN KIND OF BAD AT NOT DYING.
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID BECAUSE LOOK AT THESE WORDS. WORDS!!!!!!!!

OH SHIT. CAN'T ARGUE THAT.
YOU SURE DO HAVE WORDS!

I'M GETTING PRETTY GOOD AT THIS.
IT'S LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING CARBON COPY, SO GENUINE IT WAS ALMOST LIKE TALKING TO YOU IF YOU TYPED IN CAPITALS, YELLED A LOT, AND ACTUALLY WON ARGUMENTS.

GIVING YOU SHIT ASIDE, I GUESS I SHOULD SAY I APPRECIATE YOU SAYING THAT.
THE NOT DYING THING. NOT THE THING WHERE YOU JUST TOLD ME NOT TO SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A RAMBLING EXPLANATION BEHIND IT.
FOR THAT I HAVE TO SAY: FUUUCK THAT. IF ANYONE RAMBLES HERE IT'S YOU.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO STAY ON TOPIC OR STICK TO A POINT, SO IT'S NO SURPRISE YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING.

[ GOD I'M DONE. PRIVATELY. ]

[ 1 of holy shit a lot of privacy ]

[ hold me closer private dancer......... wait what ]

[ private pirates plunder private parades privy only to them ]

[ like caution tape except it says PRIVATE instead of caution ]

[ private tape, if you will ]

[ that sounds really awful. oh well. STILL PRIVATE ]

[ CONTINUING THIS AWFUL TRAIN OF THOUGHT, PRIVATELY ]

[ let's take a quick turn at PRIVATEVILLE ]

[ and nosedive into an even more terrible private territory ]

[ maybe she's private ]

[ private for your convenience ]

[ private and aren't you glad ]

[ IT KEEPS HAPPENING (what keeps happening? privacy) ]

[ haaahahahahahahhaha PRIVATE ]

[ i am the very model of a modern private general ]

[ PRIVATELY FINISHED JESUS CHRIST ]

[ 1/I DON'T THINK PRIVATE IS AS BIG AS YOUR PRIVATE??? WAIT WHAT THE FUCK ]

[ ESSENTIALLY WHAT HE SAID. PRIVATELY. ]

[ THIS SURE DOES ALSO MAKE IT SOUND PRIVATELY WORSE THAN IT ACTUALLY IS. ]

[ LET'S MOVE ON FROM LESS PRIVATE THINGS TO EVEN MORE PRIVATE THINGS. ]

[ THIS IS A PRIVATE IMPRESSION GIVEN TO YOU ONLY. ]

[ YOU SURE DO HAVE A PRIVATE. A PRIVATE MESSAGE? YEAH YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE. ]

[ SO DO I. A PRIVATE. A PRIVATE MESSAGE. WHICH I'M SENDING TO YOU RIGHT NOW PRIVATELY. ]

[ CONCILIATORY PRIVATETOPRIVATE CONVERSATIONS FROM PEOPLE WHO HAVE CONCUPISCENT PRIVATE FEELINGS. ]