PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

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[ihateyouetc]

FRIENDSHIP DOESN'T FIT IN THE QUADRANTS FOR SEVERAL REASONS.
FOR THOSE OF US WHO EXPERIENCE "FRIENDSHIP", WE DON'T QUALIFY THOSE RELATIONSHIPS THE SAME WAY WE DO WITH ROMANCE.
IN CASE THAT WASN'T CLEAR, THE QUADRANTS ARE COMPLEX ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS.
FRIENDSHIP IS CONSIDERED A LARGELY UNNECESSARY EMOTION. ACTUALLY, IN TROLL CULTURE, IT'S LABELED A DISEASE THAT SPREADS AMONG TROLLS IF NOT CONTROLLED.
EVEN WITH THAT, LOOKING BACK AT HOW LIFE WAS ON ALTERNIA, I HAD A LOT OF FRIENDS BEFORE I KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT HUMANS.
HOWEVER, THE FACT FRIENDSHIP ISN'T LISTED IN THE QUADRANTS DOESN'T MEAN FRIENDSHIP MAKES YOU INELIGIBLE FOR A POSITION WITHIN A QUADRANT, SUCH AS: GAMZEE WAS MY BEST FRIEND BEFORE HE BECAME MY MOIRAIL.
HE'S THE ONLY ONE "IN A QUADRANT" WITH ME RIGHT NOW. SO THAT'S ONE OUT OF FOUR FILLED.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T HAVE OTHER RELATIONSHIPS THAT ARE EXTREMELY IMPORTANT TO ME.
ON TOP OF THAT, ALL OF YOU GUYS ARE STILL MY FRIENDS AND IT'S NOT LIKE I DEVALUE THE IMPORTANCE OF FRIENDSHIP.
IT JUST WASN'T THE FOCUS OF TROLL SOCIETY AND ACTUALLY WOULD PROBABLY BE KINDA FROWNED ON IF IT BECAME PREVALENT.

[thneed]

So you and Gamzee are a thing?

[thneed]

Do you marry moirails later?

[ihateyouetc]

DUDE.
NOT THE WAY YOU'RE THINKING OF IT.
I ALREADY TOLD YOU MOIRALLEGIANCE ISN'T CONCUPISCENT. IT'S CONCILIATORY.
ACTUALLY, THE HUMAN CEREMONY OF "MARRIAGE" IS SOMETHING YOU MIGHT DO WITH A MATESPRIT IF YOU WANTED TO ADHERE TO HUMAN SOCIAL AND CULTURAL "NORMS".
IF YOU INVITED YOUR MOIRAIL TO THAT, THEY'D PROBABLY BE LIKE THE "PREEMINENT MALE" OR "FEMALE MARRIAGE PARTNER'S MAID" DEPENDING ON THE GENDER OF THEIR MOIRAIL?

[ihateyouetc]

I DUNNO. I THINK I UNDERSTAND HUMAN ROMANCE PRETTY WELL GIVEN WHAT A CLUSTERFUCK OF SENSELESSNESS IT IS, BUT I DON'T REALLY GET HOW MARRIAGES ARE ARRANGED.
IT JUST SEEMS CONFUSING AND FRUSTRATING FOR EVERYBODY INVOLVED EVEN IF IT TURNS OUT OK TO WATCH.

[thneed]

I guess it'd be making a moirail permanent, right? The equivalent. You marry for love.... or you marry because your parents say so or because you want the other person's money.

[thneed]

Yeah. It's frustrating.

I kind of like your system better than ours because then you're acknowledging that the people you hate are still important instead leaving forever and avoiding them at all costs.

[thneed]

My parents would have been kismesissitudes!

Right? I got this figured out?

1/?? SPOILERS, HE SAYS THIS SHIT BUT HE PROBABLY REALLY LIKES WATCHING WEDDINGS ON TV.

[ihateyouetc]

MOIRAIL MARRIAGE ISN'T A THING.
IT'S NOT GOING TO BECOME A THING.
I GUESS IF HUMANS NEEDED MOIRAILS THEY MIGHT HAVE A MOIRAIL MARRIAGE CEREMONY BECAUSE THEY MAKE EVERYTHING STUPID, BUT IT'S STILL COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM THE CONCUPISCENT RELATIONSHIPS.

[ihateyouetc]

[ihateyouetc]

[ihateyouetc]

[ihateyouetc]

WAIT.

[ihateyouetc]

YOU REALLY LIKE OUR SYSTEM BETTER?
LIKE, YOU AREN'T JUST SAYING THAT?

[ihateyouetc]

OH FUCK.
IF THAT'S TRUE, THAT'S AWESOME!

[ihateyouetc]

I'M GLAD I COULD HELP YOU UNDERSTAND THAT OUR WAY OF DOING THINGS IN REGARDS TO ROMANCE IS COMPLETELY SUPERIOR IN EVERY RESPECT.
LIKE I SAID, NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO THIS.
EXCEPT THE DOCTOR, BUT HE DIDN'T EXPRESS ANY INTEREST IN THINKING ONE WAY WAS BETTER THAN THE OTHER.

[ihateyouetc]

HATE IS A REALLY IMPORTANT COMPONENT IN SOME ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS.
I'M STILL NOT SOLD ON HUMANS BEING CAPABLE OF A KISMESISSITUDE BUT...

OK DONE.

[ihateyouetc]

DID YOUR ADULT HUMAN LUSII HATE EACH OTHER OR SOMETHING?

[thneed]

Yeah. I like your system. It makes sense. You got a little category for everything.

[squidissension]

okay i havve to stop this here because kar is easily excitable but too focused on the long term goals to address the fuckin tuskbeast in the room here
so i guess ill do it
our system a quadrants wwont wwork on humans
youre saying you like compartmentalizin aspects a culture but your culture by default cant operate that wway
trust me
ivve fuckin tried
you havve entirely too many vvariables to wwork wwith
you cant evven tell wwhos in wwhat social class
furthermore theres no much mobility betwween them so evven if you COULD
wwhats stoppin it from changin day by day
on top a that youvve got aspects a culture that are merit based wwhich is bizarre and unpredictable
wwith all that wworkin against the system puttin personal interactions in quadrants makes no sense
its like trying to organize a fuckin wwastepit
youre right thinkin its better but youre out a your glubbin thinkpan if you think you would adopt it large scale

[thneed]

[thneed]

Oh so you've been a human and tried to work under this?

[riseup]

maybe it just hasn't worked for you because you are a huge douche about it.
also because santa isn't real.

[thneed]

Lusii is parents, right?

Yeah. They hated each-other.

[ihateyouetc]

KIND OF.
IT'S NOT A COMPLETELY ACCURATE TRANSLATION, BUT IT WORKS.
WERE THEY HUMAN MARRIED AND THEN FILED FOR A HUMAN DIVORCE OR SOMETHING?
WAS THERE A REASON THEY HATED EACH OTHER.