PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

Comments

[thneed]

That's such an important-sounding name.

[roseate]

He had a very important job.

[thneed]

Was it running a salamander city? Because he's a viceroy and all?

[roseate]

He followed me around in a robe and carried my wands.
It was a lot more dramatic that way.

[thneed]

Carrying your stuff is more dramatic than running a salamander city?

[roseate]

Having an animal familiar carry around my woegoth death needles was a little more dramatic than simply storing them in my sylladex.

[thneed]

Sylladex? Did I ask what that was yet?

[roseate]

It's complicated and completely unimportant to the story as a whole, so I'll rephrase:
Much more dramatic than simply sticking them in my pocket.

[thneed]

If you say so. I still would've liked to see a little salamander city get ruled over.

[callbacks]

johns the one who ruled over the little salamander city

[thneed]

There really was a salamander city?

[callbacks]

there was like a salamander planet
they had little huts and things
and glowing mushrooms
and mailboxes

[roseate]

You're ruining my moment.

[callbacks]

do you want me to tell him about your weirdass rainbow brite planet too

[roseate]

Did you really just butt into every single conversation on this memo?

[roseate]

LOHAC had alligators running a stock exchange.
How is my planet the weird one?

[callbacks]

hey the lohacse was legit
my planet clearly had it going on
did yours even have the basic trappings of civilization i mean johns at least had a postal service

[roseate]

Since I spent most of my time systematically and violently dismantling every other construct I came across,
I'm afraid I don't know.
I liked the turtles.

[callbacks]

yeah they seemed marginally less migraine inducing than the naksters

[thneed]

Are you making this up?

[callbacks]

i took pictures

[thneed]

Can I see them?

[callbacks]

theroofisonfire.jpg

[thneed]

That is a thousand times more horrifying than what I was picturing.

[callbacks]

there was this guy too if that makes you feel better
workthathoe.jpg