PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

Comments

[roseate]

Having an animal familiar carry around my woegoth death needles was a little more dramatic than simply storing them in my sylladex.

[thneed]

Sylladex? Did I ask what that was yet?

[roseate]

It's complicated and completely unimportant to the story as a whole, so I'll rephrase:
Much more dramatic than simply sticking them in my pocket.

[thneed]

If you say so. I still would've liked to see a little salamander city get ruled over.

[callbacks]

johns the one who ruled over the little salamander city

[thneed]

There really was a salamander city?

[callbacks]

there was like a salamander planet
they had little huts and things
and glowing mushrooms
and mailboxes

[roseate]

You're ruining my moment.

[callbacks]

do you want me to tell him about your weirdass rainbow brite planet too

[roseate]

Did you really just butt into every single conversation on this memo?

[roseate]

LOHAC had alligators running a stock exchange.
How is my planet the weird one?

[callbacks]

hey the lohacse was legit
my planet clearly had it going on
did yours even have the basic trappings of civilization i mean johns at least had a postal service

[roseate]

Since I spent most of my time systematically and violently dismantling every other construct I came across,
I'm afraid I don't know.
I liked the turtles.

[callbacks]

yeah they seemed marginally less migraine inducing than the naksters

[roseate]

They certainly had a lot of books.

[callbacks]

im not even sure my dudes could read
sometimes it made me feel kind of bad about taking all their money
but then id look one in its vacant walleyes and remember
nothing that dumb could survive without me
so might as well get paid for my services

[thneed]

Are you making this up?

[callbacks]

i took pictures

[thneed]

Can I see them?

[callbacks]

theroofisonfire.jpg

[thneed]

That is a thousand times more horrifying than what I was picturing.

[callbacks]

there was this guy too if that makes you feel better
workthathoe.jpg

[thneed]

A little bit.
Look at him with his little crystal mushroom things in a world of firey salamander death.

[roseate]

(They weren't all dying fiery deaths. He's being dramatic.
I was John's server player. Here:
beholdrobesyn.png)

[riseup]

that makes it sound bad!
i put out the fire and saved the salamanders, jeez.