PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

Comments

[roseate]

It's Viceroy Bubbles von Salamancer.

[riseup]

whatever, same difference.
she is going to be a ghostbuster for halloween either way.

[roseate]

A tiny grey jumpsuit.
How dashing.

[riseup]

with a little water gun.

[roseate]

Did you just come up with this?

[riseup]

no, it has been an idea for a while...
the once-ler is helping us with our costumes.

[roseate]

Which one are you going to be?

[riseup]

i am bill murray, duh!
you and dave get to fight over dan aykroyd and harold ramis.
it is basically going to be the best.

[roseate]

I see.
I guess I call dibs on Dan Aykroyd, which is a sentence I never thought I would be saying.

[roseate]

Also,
I need you to pick up my robot baby from Karkat daycare.

[riseup]

you will make an awesome dr. stantz.
and i can't believe you are leaving your baby in karkat's hands.
but sure, i can do that.

[roseate]

He seems strangely okay with this assignment.
Dave too, come to think of it.

[callbacks]

wait what
when did i sign up for this

[riseup]

probably in the future.
burn!!!

[callbacks]

oh snap
looks like you caught me out in my blatant misuse of phenomenal cosmic powers
looks like ill just have to go forward in time to the recent past of my heretofore mentioned future self and warn him about the shitty decision hes about to make
this timeline will split off but thats ok
ill come back
hope you like your davesprite
because youre going to have two of them to manage

[thneed]

That's such an important-sounding name.

[roseate]

He had a very important job.

[thneed]

Was it running a salamander city? Because he's a viceroy and all?

[roseate]

He followed me around in a robe and carried my wands.
It was a lot more dramatic that way.

[thneed]

Carrying your stuff is more dramatic than running a salamander city?

[roseate]

Having an animal familiar carry around my woegoth death needles was a little more dramatic than simply storing them in my sylladex.

[thneed]

Sylladex? Did I ask what that was yet?

[roseate]

It's complicated and completely unimportant to the story as a whole, so I'll rephrase:
Much more dramatic than simply sticking them in my pocket.

[thneed]

If you say so. I still would've liked to see a little salamander city get ruled over.

[callbacks]

johns the one who ruled over the little salamander city