PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

Comments

[squidissension]

theres wway more than that
you probably didnt evven realize you havve to alternate the outfits it wwas packaged wwith because apparently thats picked up on its sensors
because it might get dirty
sittin around screamin for no fucking reason
and on top a that you havve to dress it accordin to the changes in temperature
and support its head because it lacks that abilitiy inherently
okay actually this shit is gettin ridiculous youd think theyd be able to do somethin for themselvves

[riseup]

i am bill murray, duh!
you and dave get to fight over dan aykroyd and harold ramis.
it is basically going to be the best.

[roseate]

Having an animal familiar carry around my woegoth death needles was a little more dramatic than simply storing them in my sylladex.

NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY HE PRETENDS HE'S NOT FRIENDS WSHIT WAIT I'M DOING IT ALL WRONG.

[ihateyouetc]

AWESOME, YOU LIKE MOVIES.
GOOD JOB.
THE THING IS WHILE I DOUBT YOU'LL WATCH JUST ANYTHING, I GET THE FEELING YOU'LL READ ANYTHING.

[roseate]

I see.
I guess I call dibs on Dan Aykroyd, which is a sentence I never thought I would be saying.

YAY THE ICON IS BACK

[roseate]

That's probably also true.
John told me you like to read too.

[roseate]

I think if I can take care of my drunk once and future mother,
And also multiple Daves,
Then I can probably handle a robot.
I'll take it, just give it back.

[squidissension]

okay
to be perfectly honest annoyance aside i think its been goin pretty wwell
just dont fuck up the avverage by dropping it dowwn the stairs or somethin
i dont knoww wwhat your academic future looks like but id rather mine not take a turn for the bleak because a your supposed experience

[ihateyouetc]

MY POINT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
THERE'S NO REASON TO START TREATING DREW BARRYMORE LIKE SHE'S FAKE.
I MEAN SHE IS, BUT I MEANT FAKE LIKE SHE'S A COLD, HARD COMPILATION OF PLASTIC AND METAL JUST BECAUSE SHE'S A PRIMITIVE ROBOT.
JESUS HUMAN CHRIST, HAVE SOME SYMPATHY.

[ihateyouetc]

TERMINATOR?

[ihateyouetc]

OK, THANKS.
IF YOU TAKE ANYTHING FROM THIS, WHICH I SINCERELY FUCKING DOUBT YOU WILL, IT SHOULD BE "SERIOUSLY, FUCK FROGS."

[ihateyouetc]

THAT'S NOT EXACTLY A REASON FOR HER TO LISTEN TO YOU EITHER, DUDE.

[roseate]

It isn't my fault if your grade can't handle one failed assignment.
You suddenly sound reluctant.
However I know this cannot be since you've spent this entire memo bitching about my lack of assistance.

[squidissension]

right theres nothin more reluctant than me sayin okay to your request

[roseate]

Can you please stop talking and just give me the damn baby.

KARKAT SHUT UP YOU READ GARBAGE.

[ihateyouetc]

YEAH.
IMAGINE MY SURPRISE.
OOPS, YOU CAN'T!
IT'S COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE, BECAUSE IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND MY SURPRISE YOU'D HAVE TO BE USED TO WRITTEN MATERIAL THAT IS INFINITELY SUPERIOR AND THEN SUDDENLY RECEIVE THE EQUIVALENT OF A HUMAN WIGGLER'S "COMPILATION OF SOME EASY TO UNDERSTAND SHIT FOR A TINY HUMAN 'BABY' TO READ, ALSO KNOWN AS ITS FIRST BOOK EVER" AND BE TOLD TO ACCEPT THAT AS YOUR NEW STANDARD.
AS IT TURNS OUT, EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T SAY THE SAME ABOUT HUMAN CINEMA, HUMAN BOOKS AREN'T COMPLETELY WORTHLESS.
BUT EVEN WITH THAT, WHILE HUMAN MOVIES ARE MORE WORTHLESS, SOME OF THEM AREN'T TOO BAD.

[squidissension]

god youre insufferable
yes here
take it
you wwant a fuckin fanfare to accompany your acceptance a responsibility

[roseate]

I know you're apparently failing but you can't send this assignment to me over the internet.

Re: KARKAT SHUT UP YOU READ GARBAGE.

[roseate]

Human cinema thanks you for the almost compliment.
I actually wanted to borrow a book.

[squidissension]

oh you are jokin
i assumed you wwere halfwway here
you mean you expect me to come to you and put it in your hands
do i need to help you inhale and expel oxygen as wwell
howw much self sufficiency do you lack wwitch
come here and pick him up if you want him so fuckin bad
im not doin you any favvors

[ihateyouetc]

HUH?

[ihateyouetc]

SURE, I GUESS.
THERE'S PROBABLY NO WAY THAT COULD BACKFIRE HORRIBLY WHATSOEVER SINCE IT'S JUST A BOOK.

[roseate]

I'm actually doing something with my time.
You can leave it with Karkat. I'll get it from John.

[squidissension]

wway to burden others wwith your irresponsibility
ill see if i get around to it

[roseate]

I'll see if John can pass it on. I highly doubt it matters which one.
Along with my robot baby I apparently need you to hold onto until one of us is off work.
Sorry.