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PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

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SHE'S WHAT?
SOMEONE WHO CARES MORE ABOUT BOOKS THAN PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT MOVIES CELEBRITIES ARE IN?

mallus the insurmountable isnt your basic fuckin teen idol car
she has no appreciate for superior cultures

OK, POINT TAKEN, BUT IF YOU HAD ANYTHING IN A WRITTEN FORMAT THAT WASN'T WRITTEN BY YOU SHE'D READ IT.
WHY SHOULD SHE WANT TO LISTEN TO YOU GOING ON AND ON ABOUT THAT SHIT NON-STOP?
YOU'RE NOT EVEN FRIENDS.

right
wwere partners

THAT'S NOT EXACTLY A REASON FOR HER TO LISTEN TO YOU EITHER, DUDE.

I like movies.

I HAVE A HARD TIME IMAGINING YOU'D GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MOST OF THE STUFF HE WATCHES.
THE INDEPENDENT FILMS HE LIKES AREN'T EVEN PALATABLE.

No doubt you are correct.
I just thought I should make that clear.
I do like movies.

AWESOME, YOU LIKE MOVIES.
GOOD JOB.
THE THING IS WHILE I DOUBT YOU'LL WATCH JUST ANYTHING, I GET THE FEELING YOU'LL READ ANYTHING.

That's probably also true.
John told me you like to read too.

YEAH.
IMAGINE MY SURPRISE.
OOPS, YOU CAN'T!
IT'S COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE, BECAUSE IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND MY SURPRISE YOU'D HAVE TO BE USED TO WRITTEN MATERIAL THAT IS INFINITELY SUPERIOR AND THEN SUDDENLY RECEIVE THE EQUIVALENT OF A HUMAN WIGGLER'S "COMPILATION OF SOME EASY TO UNDERSTAND SHIT FOR A TINY HUMAN 'BABY' TO READ, ALSO KNOWN AS ITS FIRST BOOK EVER" AND BE TOLD TO ACCEPT THAT AS YOUR NEW STANDARD.
AS IT TURNS OUT, EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T SAY THE SAME ABOUT HUMAN CINEMA, HUMAN BOOKS AREN'T COMPLETELY WORTHLESS.
BUT EVEN WITH THAT, WHILE HUMAN MOVIES ARE MORE WORTHLESS, SOME OF THEM AREN'T TOO BAD.

Human cinema thanks you for the almost compliment.
I actually wanted to borrow a book.

HUH?

SURE, I GUESS.
THERE'S PROBABLY NO WAY THAT COULD BACKFIRE HORRIBLY WHATSOEVER SINCE IT'S JUST A BOOK.

I'll see if John can pass it on. I highly doubt it matters which one.
Along with my robot baby I apparently need you to hold onto until one of us is off work.
Sorry.

WAIT, WHAT.
I DIDN'T GET TO THAT PART OF YOUR ARGUMENT WITH ERIDAN YET.
ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY GOING TO DO SOME SHADY FAKE HUMAN ROBOT WIGGLER TRADE WITH ME ACTING AS A LIAISON.

NOT THAT I'M SAYING I WON'T DO IT.
THE FAKE HUMAN ROBOT WIGGLERS AREN'T AWFUL.
JOHN DOESN'T HAVE TO TAKE IT UNTIL YOU'RE BOTH DONE AND YOU GET READY TO DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING TO DO.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING WITH HIS, BUT AT LEAST HE'S PROBABLY NOT NEGLECTING IT LIKE ARADIA AND SOLLUX.

Edited (CLARITY EDITS.) 2012-10-20 02:51 (UTC)