PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

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they look so fussy i want to smush their faces together yusss

[squidissension]

oh fuck off
i didnt say shit about wwhen jay left

WELL THIS IS A HORRIBLE WAY TO FIND THAT OUT.

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT?

OH GOD THIS WASNT HOW HE MEANT FOR IT TO GO

[squidissension]

yeah the sack a hotair they call a leader told me the other day
fuck if i wwas goin to deal wwith that bullshit
ivve givven up checking at the enforcement hub since fefs flat out gone vvris too
so im not the givven authority on wwho is or isnt around
but yeah wwindy one mentioned it fuckin obliquely wwhen i asked for her to check out the wweapon she and i had been wworkin on
or rather id been wworkin on and shed been bein ungrateful but wwhat else is neww wwith that species right

IT'S OK. IT'S GOOD. IT'S FINE.

[ihateyouetc]

DUDE, ARE YOU EXPECTING ME TO AGREE WITH YOU HERE? BECAUSE I'M NOT.
JOHN DOESN'T EVEN LIKE YOU AND HE LET YOU KNOW SHE WAS GONE WITHOUT BEING A DOUCHE ABOUT IT.
DON'T EVEN TRY TO SAY OTHERWISE. I JUST LOOKED AT THAT MEMO.
AND DON'T START SAYING SHIT ABOUT JADE BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T COTTON TO YOUR CONDESCENDING ATTITUDE OR CRADLE IT WHILE ROCKING IT BACK AND FORTH SLOWLY LIKE YOU'RE APPARENTLY SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HUMAN WIGGLERS.

TO BE FAIR I JUST LIKE HIM NEVER KNOWING ANYTHING.

[ihateyouetc]

FORGET IT. I'M NOT DOING THIS.
HOW THE HELL DO I KEEP MISSING THIS STUFF?
IT'S LIKE GAMZEE KEEPS THROWING HUMAN SHEETS OVER ME WITH HOLES CUT OUT OVER THE EYES SO I ONLY SEE WHAT'S DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME.
LIKE CIRCUS BLINDERS OR CIRCUS VISION OR SOMETHING?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW. THE POINT IS I SOMEHOW COMPLETELY MISSED THIS BECAUSE, SURPRISE!
IT'S BEEN SOME HORRIBLE RUNNING JOKE SINCE THE FUCKING BEGINNING THAT I ONLY EVER FIGURE IT OUT AFTER YOU TELL ME.
OR I GUESS AFTER STRIDER TELLS ME SINCE HE'S THE ONE WHO TOLD ME TEREZI WAS GONE.
SHIT.

ITS A WONDERFUL CHARACTER TRAIT ERIDAN DONT TRY TO ADVISE HIM

[squidissension]

oh
wwait you said wwhat like
wwhat do you mean jays
not wwhat did
oh
yeah wwoww you really do keep doin that
look no offense but you better wwork on that
its a pretty extreme character flaww and thats comin from me
especially you knoww for a leader
im not faultin you for it just sayin maybe wwork at it or somethin

How many comments do you have from me now

[callbacks]

i was hoping she was just asleep
for you know like weeks

A LOT, BUT THAT'S OK. IT'S NEVER ENOUGH.

[ihateyouetc]

BEFORE YOU ARRIVED I STARTED TRYING TO GET EVERYONE TO TEXT ME.
A COUPLE TIMES A DAY I THINK? JUST TO LET ME KNOW THEY WERE STILL ALIVE.
THE IDEA WASN'T FLAWED EXCEPT FOR THE FACT IT RELIED ON EVERYONE ELSE TO ACTUALLY LET ME KNOW THEY WERE STILL ALIVE.
NOBODY DID IT ANYWAY AND THEY ALL SAID IT WAS A STUPID IDEA, BUT DAVESPRITE DISAPPEARED SHORTLY AFTER THAT FOR THE SECOND TIME SO THE JOKE WAS ON THOSE ASSHOLES.
MY IDEA WAS FUCKING AWESOME.
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS EVERYONE ELSE.
ANYWAY, I NEED TO FIGURE OUT A PLAUSIBLE ALTERNATE SOLUTION THAT'LL WORK.

[callbacks]

gps trackers

[ihateyouetc]

THAT'S THE DUMBEST

[ihateyouetc]

ACTUALLY...
THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA.

[ihateyouetc]

OH GOD DAMMIT, NO.
THAT'S A FUCKED UP IDEA.
FUCK YOU FOR THINKING OF IT.

god fucking dammit eridan

[riseup]

i was getting around to that.

RIGHT WHAT A DOUCHE.

[ihateyouetc]

HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU WEREN'T DOING STUFF AND LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE A HUMAN JOB NOW OR SOMETHING.
I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO DROP EVERYTHING AND TELL ME SOMETHING I SHOULD'VE NOTICED ANYWAY.
YOU PROBABLY FEEL LIKE SHIT AND I GET BRINGING IT UP IS KIND OF AWKWARD.
LIKE HEY BUDDY, THIS IS A PRETTY GREAT CONVERSATION WE'RE HAVING AND EVERYTHING!
I MEAN SHIT, LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING CONVERSATION.
IT ISN'T FULL OF UNNECESSARILY DEPRESSING GARBAGE, SO RIGHT NOW SEEMS LIKE A GREAT TIME TO SAY OOPS, JADE'S GONE!
AT LEAST IT LOOKS LIKE IT JUST HAPPENED A COUPLE DAYS AGO SO I'M DOING BETTER.
THAT'S GREAT.

[ihateyouetc]

I MEAN IT'S NOT GREAT AT ALL BUT IT WASN'T LIKE...
I DUNNO, WEEKS OR SOMETHING.

[riseup]

i guess.
i should have said something, but making a general announcement felt really messed up.
plus i get really tired of hearing it, so i figure other people do too, and there was never a good time...
but then some people find out later than others, which is also pretty messed up.

[riseup]

there has been a lot of stuff going on.
it's ok to not know right away.
i don't think anyone should be expected to wake up in the morning and think, oh man, something feels fishy, i better go check to see if all of my friends are still around!

[riseup]

also, heinrich is still around.
they usually take all of the person's stuff, right?
i thought if i waited a couple days she would show up but i guess they just don't take dogs.

[riseup]

bluh, what am i saying?
who cares, they are all excuses anyway.
i'm sorry.

[ihateyouetc]

I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU YOU SHOULDN'T FEEL BAD ABOUT IT SINCE IT'S NOT LIKE IT CHANGES WHETHER YOU DO.
NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR "YOU SHOULDN'T FEEL BAD" IF THEY THINK THEY SHOULD FEEL BAD.
THEY JUST KEEP FEELING BAD ABOUT IT. MAYBE EVEN WORSE?
WITH THAT IN MIND I'M GOING TO SAY NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK, IT'S NOT ACTUALLY YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO KEEP ME UP TO DATE WITH THIS STUFF.
ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN YOU'RE THE GUY HIT HARDEST BY HER LEAVING.
AND DON'T EVEN TRY TO ARGUE THAT WITH ME. I KNOW YOU CARE WHEN YOUR OTHER FRIENDS DISAPPEAR TOO BUT JADE WAS HERE FOR A REALLY LONG TIME.
SHE'S YOUR HUMAN FAMILIAL RELATION AND ONE OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS. I TOTALLY GET WHY YOU DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
SO BASICALLY IF YOU WANT TO THROW UNNECESSARY APOLOGIES AT ME
I DON'T KNOW.

[ihateyouetc]

I GUESS I'M SAYING I DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU DID ANYTHING WRONG.
AND SINCE THAT'S THE CASE, TECHNICALLY I ALREADY FORGIVE YOU FOR IT.

[ihateyouetc]

SO SERIOUSLY, IT'S OK. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

[ihateyouetc]

AT LEAST THEY LEFT THE HUMAN DOG.

fuuuuuuuuck you

[riseup]

thanks.

[riseup]

her scary roommate is keeping the dog, but she said we could visit him sometimes if we want.