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[bowlbuster]

So if I have this right...
The natives are under the impression that I and everyone I know are completely imaginary!
Which I find a dubious premise at best, but either way I've been whisked away from something rather important!
Not only that, but I seem to have arrived at a terribly inconvenient time!
Homecoming, one of the defining high school experiences, and I have to go through it dateless on my first day here?
Gosh, way to make a girl feel welcomed!
Ro-Lal, Di-Stri, J? Any of you here maybe? It's going to be awfully lonely if you aren't.

Oh, and hello everyone else seeing this message, I guess! Whoops. :B

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fuckincakewake]

its abuot fucking tiem

[fuckincakewake]

wehere the fuck u been gurl
in the medium
i bet taht fucke dup ur gettign here
cause jakey is still awol
but me n strider have been her forever

1/2 i think?? OMG BFFSIE

[bowlbuster]

There you are, you loonie, I was worried about you!

[fuckincakewake]

realy

[bowlbuster]

And oh no, I'm sorry! :(
Though I suppose I couldn't quite help it.
I wouldn't be surprised if the Medium shenanigans delayed Sir English and myself, those sure were a lot of...
Shenanigans is really all I'm coming up with here to describe it.
Nothing else seems quite adequate.
Darn it.

[fuckincakewake]

nah man
shenaniganry is def the right terms for it
but its cool
there are waaaayyyy more pppl here to liek fuck aorund w before our buds arrive
u are not gonna BELEIVE who ive been ahnging out w
*hangingg
*ive ben dirnking fyi
hocoming pregaemme

[callbacks]

you can have my date
or me
im not in a position to be picky help a dude out here

[fuckincakewake]

ohhhhhh no
do not pawn off ur failsed hatmance on my bff

[bowlbuster]

Do I want to know what a hatmance is?

[callbacks]

oh you know each other
thats cool
hey mom introduce me

[bowlbuster]

Well, gosh, that's awfully generous of you.
Or I suppose would be if I knew who you were?

[callbacks]

fair enough
hey welcome to new moore
im your travel guide for this evening shaggy 2 cape

[riseup]

no no no, i am vetoing this because of reasons!

[callbacks]

john sit down you are not the president

[thneed]

Oh, hey. You actually use proper punctuation. That's cool.

[bowlbuster]

Well, of course!
And who might you be?
Oh, I'm Jane!

[notdogmatic]

If you require an escort, I believe I am being "stood up."

[bowlbuster]

Oh no! That's terrible!

[riseup]

...nanna?

[bowlbuster]

Well, gosh, I'm no one's nanna!
I'm 15, I'm a little young for that. :B
Who might you be?

[morethanasidekick]

[Whoever thought that Kenzi should take on the role of responsible adult/Guardian has one seriously twisted sense of humor...]

Well hi there imaginary friend. I'm Kenzi and this, is your kidnapping.

Are you Jane? Cause... I got a note stuck my door telling me to expect a new roommate. I should probably tell you now...I'm not really big on the three C's. Cooking, Cleaning and Conversational topics that respect your boundaries.

[bowlbuster]

Oh, hello! Yes, that's me.
I think I lost my note telling me where I was supposed to go.
I got a little distracted by my friends!

Anyway, it's nice to meet you, Kenzi.
Don't worry, I'm happy to cook for both of us. :B

[flightybro]

I was almost sure that you would be enough of a gumshoe to stick back in the land of "fiction".
But hey.
I would make a comment about homecoming but that doesn't seem to be a problem anymore.
Looks like you've met Dave.
I'm still currently catching up with the situation but if you have any questions you're free to ask.

[maiditoutalive]

its ok some of us dont even really understand what homecoming is
i dont think anyone will mind if you show up without a date
or you can borrow one of mine
you are one of the alpha players from the human sburb session right?