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[bowlbuster]

So if I have this right...
The natives are under the impression that I and everyone I know are completely imaginary!
Which I find a dubious premise at best, but either way I've been whisked away from something rather important!
Not only that, but I seem to have arrived at a terribly inconvenient time!
Homecoming, one of the defining high school experiences, and I have to go through it dateless on my first day here?
Gosh, way to make a girl feel welcomed!
Ro-Lal, Di-Stri, J? Any of you here maybe? It's going to be awfully lonely if you aren't.

Oh, and hello everyone else seeing this message, I guess! Whoops. :B

Comments

[thneed]

Okay.

[roseate]

Probably more than that.

[thneed]

Great. He could have his own Dave city.

[fuckincakewake]

who wuold be the mayor

[thneed]

Dave.

[fuckincakewake]

fair enfuogh

[thneed]

Dave, mayor of Daveville and ruler of the Davetons, makes Dave-laws and regulates Dave-affairs from his office of Dave all day. And then when it hits Dave o'clock, Dave goes home to his wife Dave and his children, Dave and Dave, and eat a turkey dinner.

The turkey is a Dave-turkey.

[fuckincakewake]

wahts a turley
*turkey

[thneed]

A type of Dave, in this case.

[fuckincakewake]

lol

[thneed]

Is that a typo?

[fuckincakewake]

it satnds for laugh
out
loud

[thneed]

Why not type it out?

[fuckincakewake]

u dont have abbrvs where ur from

[thneed]

We do. Probably. I never really talked to other people on computers or anything before coming here.

[callbacks]

how many times do you actually think i died